Cheekybottom's definitions

ModelMayhem

ModelMayhem is a social networking site similar to Myspace. But it is solely geared towards models, photographers, makeup artists, wardrobe stylists, hair stylists & graphic artists. Anyone can get a free profile there. Due to this fact, it has been over run with GWC's and non-model material models. There are many talented and legit individuals on the site, but there are also a lot of creeps and talentless hacks.

model1 - Have you made an account on modelmayhem yet?
model2 - not yet, should I?
model1 - go for it! Just watch out for perves.

by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009

toilet halo

also known as a potty protector.

This is the round ring of paper to put on top of the public toilet seat so that your bum does not come in contact with said seat.

If you are going to use a public restroom - you better hover or use a toilet halo!

by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009

lowdriff

Area of the body between the midriff and the pubes.

Look at that skanky girl showing off her lowdriff.

by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009

Tarantino

To propose a deal so juicy and enticing that the other party would be a fool to reject it.

Have you ever seen the movie Four Rooms?
Man, that last scene is one hell of a Tarantino!

Frankie: I just got a $500 coat for $20.
Sally: That deal is freakin' Tarantino!

by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009

bonnell

For girls who use spaghetti and chocolate to lube there hairy upper lips!

Or a Bonnell is a freakishly large transvestite with a luby puppy sized face prosthetic vagina!

Have fun playing Zelda! DSly

You need to use some Bonnell on that lip!

Mate look at that Bonnell

by Cheekybottom March 6, 2014

LAWKI

(pron. LAW-kee.) Acronym from Life As We Know It.

Are hydrocarbons a requirement of LAWKI,or could such life be silicon-based?

by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009

Kaiden Blake

Kaiden Blake is an internet scene kid. He is most well known for his blue hair. He gained his popularity primarily from the social networking sites, Buzznet and Myspace. He has stated before that he is 'asexual' - but it is believed by many that he is really a closeted homosexual - though his die hard fangirls refuse to believe it. He spends most of his time whoring himself out on the interwebz & playing online games like Second Life. It has also been said that he is a musician and writer, but there is no proof of any valid work that he has put out. He moved to L.A. at some point and was seen hanging around with people like Audrey Kitching and Clint Catalyst - probably in hopes of feeding off of their popularity.

Girl 1 - who is this Kaiden Blake guy?

Girl 2 - you know, that trendy blue haired kid from myspace.

Girl 1 - um... no, I do not know.

Girl 2 - Oh, well, you are not missing anything.

by CheekyBottom July 25, 2009