expectable

Something that is expected and also a harsh truth that you're forced to accept.

(This is an example using a two person conversation.)

"The new president is a douche bag."

"That's expectable...."

"Why!? Is it because he's a democrat?!"

"No. . . It's because he ran for president; they've all been douche bags since Thomas Jefferson."

"^_^"

"That's not a word. . ."

"$@J)(DE)@XKLK!!"

"Fair enough."

by Chaz Walker October 16, 2008

Face Puppet

Someone who registers for social networking sites using an alias.

I got into an argument with a face puppet last night. I didn't even realize it until I went to its wall to see just how crazy it was.

by Chaz Walker September 2, 2013

35mm Film

An antique memory-card (read:canister) used by people before the invention of flash memory. The canisters held very few images (twenty-four, or, sometimes, thirty-six), and the only card readers were very expensive, so people usually had to have the cards read at Photo-Labs. The process of reading the cards was called "developing", and only late in the game would be provided in a digital form; usually you had to scan the photos in from the paper copies.

John: Where does the memory card go in this camera Mom?

Jane: That's a 35mm film camera...

John: What's 35mm film? I've never even heard of that memory card.

Jane: ...

by Chaz Walker May 5, 2009

iGo

The (usually false) air of superiority someone develops when they have a lot of Apple products. It's a play on the letter "i" used by Apple for most of its products, and the word "ego."

John: I have the iMac, the iPod, the iSink, the iPlant, and the Mac Book Wheel! I'm so awesome.

Jane: You need to get your iGo in check, John!

John: OH! I'm also buying an iPhone too!

by Chaz Walker February 11, 2009

torrvo

Using a combination of automatic feeds and torrents to download new tv shows.

torrent + Tivo = torrvo.

Adam: Hey did you watch the latest Supernatural?
Eve: No, but I've got it flagged for download on my torrvo, so I'm sure it's waiting for me by now.

by Chaz Walker April 24, 2011

misinforwarded

When someone, who earlier received a forwarded email about some "very important"--however, false--claim/cause, spreads misinformation received via email.

Leilani gets the following email:

*** START OF EMAIL ***
VERY IMPORTANT!!! FORWARD TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS!!!!
Federal BIll 602p
Guess the warnings were true. Federal Bill 602P 5-cents per E-mail sent. It figures! No more free E-mail! We knew this was coming!!
---rest of email cut out, cuz it's boring.---
*** END OF EMAIL ***

(At this point, Lani decides to tell her friends, completely unaware of the fact that she's been misinforwarded.)
Lani: "Hey guys! The postal service is going to start charging people five cents for emails."

Lani's friends: MISINFORWARDED!!!!

by Chaz Walker January 9, 2009

Cleverisation

1. Clever Improvisation. To turn a phrase. Creating something clever from a common phrase.

2. The joining of two words to form a new word that's more fun to say.

1. "What if the Hokey-Pokey really is what it's all about?"

2. Clever + Improvisation = Cleverisation.

by Chaz Walker April 30, 2010