monkey bitch

a person who is just a plain out bitch and needs to be bossed around...kind of like a monkey in a cage

"dude what the hell are you doing over there?"
"that kid is such a monkey bitch."

by Chase Manley June 20, 2007

bending the pipe

the act of coming up behind a naked male, reaching through his legs, grabbing his penis, pulling it through his legs between his ass cheeks and lifting him off the ground.

"man, my penis hurts"
"you shouldn't have been bending the pipe with Uncle Louie for so long last night."

by Chase Manley June 20, 2007

cunt monster

someone who pounds a chick's pussy without any show of mercy

"Larry is such a fucking cunt monster!!"

by Chase Manley June 12, 2006

chicken wing butt

having the shits so bad that it stings like you have chicken bones stuck in your asshole.

"God damn, my ass hurts so bad when i shit."
"Sounds like a case of chicken wing butt to me."

by Chase Manley June 20, 2007

wee wee licker

someone who licks a man's penis...often used as an insult to a guy friend

"STFU you wee wee licker!!!"

by Chase Manley June 12, 2006

tuna slap

the act of slapping a woman's vagina with a Tuna Fish...yessir.

"that bitch is pissing me off!"
"she's just begging for a tuna slap!!!"

by Chase Manley June 20, 2007

poo poo shit dick

What you get if you have anal sex and your partner shits on your penis.

"Oh my god, Jodie shat on my penis last night."
"Damn, sounds like you got a case of poo poo shit dick."

by Chase Manley October 24, 2006