donald trump smoke detector

When your smoke detector's battery gets low, and it makes unwanted tweets all night.

What happened to the smoke detector last night? I kept hearing these stupid little tweets all night long. Oh, the battery is dying, so it became a Donald Trump Smoke Detector.

by Chas501 December 04, 2017

eating disorder cute

A girl who is especially attractive partly because she is thin.

Did you see that girl at the burger joint?

You mean the one that's eating disorder cute?

by Chas501 February 01, 2017

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

by Chas501 February 02, 2017

trumpsmanship

The art of spouting off whatever comes to mind, while convincing everyone that it is perfectly plausible.

That was an impressive display of trumpsmanship, when Donald convinced everyone that he knew more about ISIS than the generals, and that he actually respects women.

by Chas501 January 22, 2017

Winge

One of many contrived words that can be used when real words just aren't good enough.

This example uses the action verb form of the contrived word winge.

He's been whinging about the cold weather all day. Duh!!!

by Chas501 November 07, 2007

arctic farts

When it's so cold you can see the moisture condense from the vapor similar to seeing your breath.

As if the smell wasn't enough, did you see Chuck passing those arctic farts?

by Chas501 January 15, 2016

toddler in chief

When our president, or someone in charge with great responsibility, acts or reacts in an immature or childlike manner, especially in a way diminishes the prestige associated with their position by making statements or taking actions that are widely considered unreasonable, ridiculous, appalling or disgusting.

Senator Bob Corker was really on point when he made the comment about the White House being an adult day-care. Did you hear about the way our "Toddler In Chief "reacted to criticism about the way he treated a fallen soldiers widow on the phone, basically calling the widow a liar?

by Chas501 December 04, 2017