12 definitions by CharlieRomeo

blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

by CharlieRomeo April 12, 2017

house girl

Girl who attends to your house in exchange for room and board. Occasionally assuming role of girlfriend for various activities but not in serious manner.

We aren’t in a relationship but she is my acting house girl.

by CharlieRomeo June 23, 2021

Blumpkincentive

The act of offering a Blumpkin as an incentive for someone to exchange goods or services.

Alexis didn’t want to do dishes until she was offered a blumpkincentive to do them.

by CharlieRomeo August 27, 2021

Blumpkinfest

A Blumpkin themed festival popular with Greek-Americans and their next of kin.

Alexis was excited to go to her first blumpkinfest this weekend.

by CharlieRomeo August 27, 2021

Blumpkin Aioli

A dressing/ condiment, usually handcrafted, from the products that result from a finished blumpkin. Popular in Greek/ American cuisine

Alexis wanted a salami sandwich with blumpkin aioli.

by CharlieRomeo September 4, 2021