Blumpkincentive

The act of offering a Blumpkin as an incentive for someone to exchange goods or services.

Alexis didn’t want to do dishes until she was offered a blumpkincentive to do them.

by CharlieRomeo August 27, 2021

Gainesville Firecracker

Inserting, and detonating, a small firecracker in the anus/vagina of your significant other. Popular with pilots and sailors.

No longer satisfied with penis, Alexis demanded her significant other perform a Gainesville firecracker.

by CharlieRomeo September 07, 2021

Blumpkin Spice

Fall time seasonal Blumpkin flavored spices available in most bathrooms.

Alexis was excited to get a Blumpkin spice latte in the fall.

by CharlieRomeo August 25, 2021

Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

by CharlieRomeo September 04, 2021

blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

by CharlieRomeo April 12, 2017

Squelch

To shit, queef and belch at the same time.

Réénéé squelched in her boyfriend’s bathroom

by CharlieRomeo November 16, 2021

Blumpkin Aioli

A dressing/ condiment, usually handcrafted, from the products that result from a finished blumpkin. Popular in Greek/ American cuisine

Alexis wanted a salami sandwich with blumpkin aioli.

by CharlieRomeo September 04, 2021