Definitions by CharlieRomeo

Blumpkin Cream Pie 

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

Blumpkin Cream Pie by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021

Blumpkin Aioli 

A dressing/ condiment, usually handcrafted, from the products that result from a finished blumpkin. Popular in Greek/ American cuisine

Alexis wanted a salami sandwich with blumpkin aioli.

Blumpkin Aioli by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021

Blumpkincentive 

The act of offering a Blumpkin as an incentive for someone to exchange goods or services.

Alexis didn’t want to do dishes until she was offered a blumpkincentive to do them.

Blumpkincentive by CharlieRomeo August 26, 2021

Blumpkinfest 

A Blumpkin themed festival popular with Greek-Americans and their next of kin.

Alexis was excited to go to her first blumpkinfest this weekend.

Blumpkinfest by CharlieRomeo August 26, 2021

Blumpkin Spice 

Fall time seasonal Blumpkin flavored spices available in most bathrooms.

Alexis was excited to get a Blumpkin spice latte in the fall.

Blumpkin Spice by CharlieRomeo August 24, 2021

house girl 

Girl who attends to your house in exchange for room and board. Occasionally assuming role of girlfriend for various activities but not in serious manner.

We aren’t in a relationship but she is my acting house girl.

house girl by CharlieRomeo June 22, 2021

blow john 

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

blow john by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017