13 definitions by Charlie Tang

Fun O'Plenty

A sarcastic term applied to any activity or event that is boring, irritating, or otherwise unpleasant.

I just found out I have to work this weekend. Fun O'Plenty for me!

by Charlie Tang July 7, 2005

Twat Boxing

A sexual position often observed in lesbian porn, in which two women, bare from the waist down, repeatedly slam their crotches together in order to obtain sexual gratification.

Well, they're done using The Gemini on each other, so the twat boxing scene must be next.

by Charlie Tang July 7, 2005

The Gemini

A generic, yet strangely amusing term for a double-ended dildo.

Nothing brings two people together quite like The Gemini.

by Charlie Tang July 7, 2005

Mattress Test Pilot

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

by Charlie Tang July 7, 2005

Loin Roll

On excessively obese individuals, a roll of fat that hangs down below the belly and over the pubic region.

TeeJay's loin roll had become so immense, he could no longer see his penis without using a hand mirror.

by Charlie Tang July 7, 2005

Taking a Drive-By

The act of stopping by someone's home to defecate for the sole purpose of fouling the air in said home, then leaving immediately. The smaller the home the better, as the staech is more difficult for the inhabitant(s) to escape.

I was really pissed at my friend for leaving the party last night with my date, so I stopped by his apartment today and took a drive-by.

by Charlie Tang July 7, 2005

Hand Cluck

The act of masturbation, particularly masturbation so furious that the action of one's hand causes the genitals to begin making a flapping or clapping noise.

That fat loser became so aroused watching lesbian porn that he dropped his pants in front of everyone and started making his hand cluck.

by Charlie Tang July 7, 2005