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Definitions by Charlie Tang

Taking a Drive-By 

The act of stopping by someone's home to defecate for the sole purpose of fouling the air in said home, then leaving immediately. The smaller the home the better, as the staech is more difficult for the inhabitant(s) to escape.
I was really pissed at my friend for leaving the party last night with my date, so I stopped by his apartment today and took a drive-by.

Hand Cluck 

The act of masturbation, particularly masturbation so furious that the action of one's hand causes the genitals to begin making a flapping or clapping noise.
That fat loser became so aroused watching lesbian porn that he dropped his pants in front of everyone and started making his hand cluck.
Hand Cluck by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

The Gemini 

A generic, yet strangely amusing term for a double-ended dildo.
Nothing brings two people together quite like The Gemini.
The Gemini by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Mattress Test Pilot 

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.
I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

Booty Fairy 

The magical being who is responsible for all hook-ups and sexual encounters. Imagine the tooth fairy on Viagra and in a sprightly bondage outfit and you have the Booty Fairy.
Just when I thought I was going to be leaving the party alone, I was paid a timely visit by the Booty Fairy.
Booty Fairy by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Butt Faucet

A drawn out series of runny, nasty, liquidy bowel movements, usually composed more of stomach bile than fecal matter, and most often quite messy and splattery.
I had dinner at a hole in the wall Mexican place last night and the butt faucet has been running ever since.
Butt Faucet by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Slapped in the Face with a Turd 

A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.
When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.