Charlie Tang's definitions

Hand Cluck

The act of masturbation, particularly masturbation so furious that the action of one's hand causes the genitals to begin making a flapping or clapping noise.

That fat loser became so aroused watching lesbian porn that he dropped his pants in front of everyone and started making his hand cluck.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Butt Faucet

A drawn out series of runny, nasty, liquidy bowel movements, usually composed more of stomach bile than fecal matter, and most often quite messy and splattery.

I had dinner at a hole in the wall Mexican place last night and the butt faucet has been running ever since.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Loin Roll

On excessively obese individuals, a roll of fat that hangs down below the belly and over the pubic region.

TeeJay's loin roll had become so immense, he could no longer see his penis without using a hand mirror.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Twat Boxing

A sexual position often observed in lesbian porn, in which two women, bare from the waist down, repeatedly slam their crotches together in order to obtain sexual gratification.

Well, they're done using The Gemini on each other, so the twat boxing scene must be next.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

The Gemini

A generic, yet strangely amusing term for a double-ended dildo.

Nothing brings two people together quite like The Gemini.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Landing Party

Male ejaculate; a load of cum, particularly the sperm contained therein.

At precisely the right moment, Jeff pulled out to avoid dropping his landing party off in hostile territory.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Slapped in the Face with a Turd

A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.

When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005