When you're constipated so badly that you have to reach out for leverage on the handi-tard bar and shit to press that thing out.
by Charlie Golf April 21, 2004
To try and take back what you just said. In reference to the way a crawfish swims/walks -- backwards.
Jimmy done say he wanted to titty-fuck that bitch but when he find out she be my kid sista he start crawfishin' like a muthafucka.
by Charlie Golf April 05, 2004
by Charlie Golf August 19, 2005
by Charlie Golf March 10, 2004
Similar to mofo, nofo is short for:
1. aNOther fucker or,
2. aNOther FOol
Used to describe someone of no limited significance.
1. aNOther fucker or,
2. aNOther FOol
Used to describe someone of no limited significance.
Cortland Finnegan gambled but lost trying to jack with Andre Johnson. He proved to the world he's just a nofo with little man syndrome.
by Charlie Golf December 15, 2010
VLF = Vaginal Lubrication Factor
A rating system to describe the lubrication of one's vagina.
10 = Super Wet
1 = Uncomfortably Dry
A rating system to describe the lubrication of one's vagina.
10 = Super Wet
1 = Uncomfortably Dry
Jenn's VLF was an easy 10! She calls herself the "Sexual Slip-n-Slide!
"Baby, my VLF is down to about 1. Can you grab the Astroglide so we can get busy?"
"Baby, my VLF is down to about 1. Can you grab the Astroglide so we can get busy?"
by Charlie Golf March 21, 2007
When an adult flips out, behaviorly speaking, over something relatively insignificant.
An adult tantrum.
An adult tantrum.
The stewardess just told Jon our flight was going to arrive 1 minute later than scheduled. Now he's throwing his peanuts at her and cussing up a storm. He always throws a noreltny like this for the smallest things. I hope the Air Marshalls don't bust a cap in his ass for being "that guy."
by Charlie Golf June 21, 2007