Charlie Golf's definitions

nofo

Similar to mofo, nofo is short for:

1. aNOther fucker or,
2. aNOther FOol

Used to describe someone of no limited significance.

Cortland Finnegan gambled but lost trying to jack with Andre Johnson. He proved to the world he's just a nofo with little man syndrome.

by Charlie Golf December 17, 2010

VLF

VLF = Vaginal Lubrication Factor

A rating system to describe the lubrication of one's vagina.

10 = Super Wet
1 = Uncomfortably Dry

Jenn's VLF was an easy 10! She calls herself the "Sexual Slip-n-Slide!

"Baby, my VLF is down to about 1. Can you grab the Astroglide so we can get busy?"

by Charlie Golf March 24, 2007

cover & hover

What you do when using a public or portable restroom whenever you have to bust a grump. You layer the seat with toilet paper and hover so your ass cheeks don't get tainted.

I had too much meat on a stick and warm beer at Lolapalooza so I had to deliver a huge order. The johnny on the spot had urine crusted pubes on the seat so I had to use like 3 layers of TP before I went into the cover and hover.

by Charlie Golf May 13, 2004

gulley breeze

A vaginal fart or queef that a female expels from her "gulley."

Jennifer let loose with the sweetest gulley breeze when I pulled out

by Charlie Golf December 30, 2005

code

In reference to DNA-code which is delivered in the seminal medium

Sheila gives great head -- I like to shoot my code on her face.

by Charlie Golf March 10, 2004

Get my buzz on

Female lingo for masturbating with a battery-powered vibrator.

All these yummy guys at the bar have got my juices flowing but none of them are hitting on me. I'll probably have to go home and get my buzz on.

by Charlie Golf October 16, 2007

cum guzzler

One who has a extreme liking for swallowing and does it with great fervor.

Alexis loves choking down my load. She is such a cum guzzler and can't get enough.

by Charlie Golf September 15, 2005