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security round

The round fired into the head to insure that a mark is truly dead.
I didn't need to fire a security round because I double-tapped Osama in the forehead.
by Charlie Golf April 26, 2004
mugGet the security roundmug.

Get my buzz on

Female lingo for masturbating with a battery-powered vibrator.
All these yummy guys at the bar have got my juices flowing but none of them are hitting on me. I'll probably have to go home and get my buzz on.
by Charlie Golf October 16, 2007
mugGet the Get my buzz onmug.

noreltny

When an adult flips out, behaviorly speaking, over something relatively insignificant.

An adult tantrum.
The stewardess just told Jon our flight was going to arrive 1 minute later than scheduled. Now he's throwing his peanuts at her and cussing up a storm. He always throws a noreltny like this for the smallest things. I hope the Air Marshalls don't bust a cap in his ass for being "that guy."
by Charlie Golf July 19, 2007
mugGet the noreltnymug.

Full court press

When you're constipated so badly that you have to reach out for leverage on the handi-tard bar and shit to press that thing out.
My legs were already asleep before I went into the full court press. All I got was some scrogglings
by Charlie Golf April 21, 2004
mugGet the Full court pressmug.

paw the gaunch

If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.
by Charlie Golf May 18, 2004
mugGet the paw the gaunchmug.

gulley breeze

A vaginal fart or queef that a female expels from her "gulley."
Jennifer let loose with the sweetest gulley breeze when I pulled out
by Charlie Golf December 30, 2005
mugGet the gulley breezemug.

cover & hover

What you do when using a public or portable restroom whenever you have to bust a grump. You layer the seat with toilet paper and hover so your ass cheeks don't get tainted.
I had too much meat on a stick and warm beer at Lolapalooza so I had to deliver a huge order. The johnny on the spot had urine crusted pubes on the seat so I had to use like 3 layers of TP before I went into the cover and hover.
by Charlie Golf May 13, 2004
mugGet the cover & hovermug.

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