Definitions by Charlie Currie, wordsmith

sanguine

A bird that is black and white and native to the Antarctic with an optimistic disposition.

Sure I'm happy, but I'm no sanguine.

sanguine by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 11, 2018

freckless 

To have no freckles without having once had them and being defreckled.

Yeah, you're cute you freckless c*nt.

freckless by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 11, 2018

stagetite 

A comment from a troll that intends to put down someone with greater talent. To be read, "talent" (the greater might be saddle up against a complete void), in that there might be a complete absence in the troll's CV which will inevitably include character actor and trained with Second City Chicago. The training is most often as waitstaff.

The latest heat wave has brought out a fresh crop of stagetite putdowns from a fresh crop of talentless wannabee comedians on Twitter...or as I like to call it, the extension of their mother's basement couch nest provided in sympathy for "their situation".

stagetite by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 8, 2018

slagtite 

slagtite

The hot weather seems to have brought out a fresh crop of cicada comics that start to chirp when they find themselves among the talented and they pull out their little bag of meme-like slagtite disses allowing them to get through it without the need of a participation badge.

slagtite by Charlie Currie, wordsmith July 8, 2018

Phone appetit 

The need to borrow a telephone because your battery has gone dead.

Phone appetit mate?

Phone appetit by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 11, 2018

premature sexpectation 

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.

While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.

premature sexpectation by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 4, 2018

Uoi 

Term of endearment when you mistype the word "you".

I loe uoi.

Uoi by Charlie Currie, wordsmith October 30, 2017