Speaking Tranish

When a transexual makes a profile on a straight dating site and uses acronyms and code words in their "about me" section to disguise the truth hoping to get matched with an unsuspecting member who is unfamiliar with the lingo.

Friend: Dude, I matched with this cute chick on Tender .
Me: let me see... I just read her profile. Its a dude
Friend: Bullshit! Why do you say that?
Me: it says "Po Tg" she is Speaking Tranish. It means she is Post Operation Trans Gender.

Friend: ok cool. Don't tell nobody

by Charlie Badass April 20, 2018

Lowgiene

When someone has poor hygiene. Don't shower everyday. Doesn't brush teeth or wear deodorant

Dude Christie would be bangable if it wasn't for her lowgiene. She smells like the back of my ear.

by Charlie Badass July 02, 2022

foo-man-goo

a cum mustache, a money shot that is isolated to the area between the nose and the upper lip

i got a blow job from zeus, the midget stripper, and i gave her a foo-man-goo.

by Charlie Badass November 08, 2006

Titsperger's Syndrome

It is a neurodevelopmental disorder under the subcategory of Assperger's Syndrome characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual sees a women with a great pair of tits. Usually temporary and often an accute form is displayed when in the presences of a women with a great rack.

As soon as Brittney walked out to the beach in her bikini, Chad developed Titsperger's Syndrome and couldn't talk or do anything but stare.

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022

speech dialysis

The process or act of trying to filter or censor someones speech. An artificial device or unnatural mindset used to stop the inappropriate comments an individual makes when they lack a natural ability to filter their own thoughts, words, or action.

We're going to my grandma's house to try and find her checkbook or debit card will you please go on speech dialysis so she doesn't think that I hang out with nothing but Savages... don't want to arouse suspicion.

by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020

U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon

An unknown object that is forcibly driven inside of a person's anus

Me: I just asked what you jammed up my ass so I could tell the doctor in the emergency room.
Tito: to be honest with you I don't remember just tell him it is a U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon

by Charlie Badass February 22, 2021

Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.

Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.

by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021