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cornpoop

A strange phenomenon caused by eating corn. The poop that follows the eating, even a small amount, of corn. This poop mysteriously contains visable pieces of whole kernel corn. One of life's great mysteries.
We had corn-on-the-cob for the 4th of July, the next morning I saw kernels of corn in my shit!
"Wow! Cornpoop!"
by Charles_U_Farley July 10, 2009
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Julian Assange

An Australian-born computer hacker and founder of wikileaks.

Assange considers espionage and cyber terrorism a good thing. He seems to think all government and corporate secrets should be exposed with no regard for who may be harmed or how many lives could be lost.
Wikileaks is damaging fragile international relationships that were on the mend after George W Bush left office. ASSange is arrogant, paranoid and dangerous to government and corporations worldwide!

"Don't shoot the messenger for revealing uncomfortable truths." --Julian ASSange 2010
Julian Assange has revealed U.S. Military and diplomatic secrets that could compromise the missions in Afganistan and Iraq and this could put our soldiers in danger!
by Charles_U_Farley December 14, 2010
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ATM fee

Greedy banks often charge their customers a fee for anything and everything, however the ATM fee takes it one step further. With the ATM fee, banks can even rob, I mean charge fees, to people who don't even have accounts with them.

It is really fucked up that a bank can charge someone $2 to get access to their own money!
I refuse to pay an ATM fee to get my own money! If an ATM asks me if it's okay to charge me $2 to get my money, I say FUCK NO! and go to a free ATM.
by Charles_U_Farley September 11, 2010
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John Boehner

(updated definition) After the2010 Election, Republicans took control of the U.S. House of Representitives.
They then voted to elect John Boehner of Ohio as Speaker of the House for the 112th Congress.

It seems that the G.O.P. plans to undo all the progress made during the 111th Congress!
John Boehner may well be the worst choice for Speaker of the House since Newt Gingrich! His first priority is to repeal the Healthcare Reform passed in 2009!
by Charles_U_Farley January 16, 2011
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Credit Union

A non-profit, member owned financial institution. Unlike banks, Credit Unions are not out to rip off their customers with a fee for every little thing they do.

Credit Unions usually have better rates on loans, savings accounts and CDs.

Greedy banks are out to squeeze every dime out they can from their customers and make obscene profits. They think Credit Unions have an unfair advantage because of their non-profit tax-exempt status. If banks were not so greedy and corrupt and treated their cutomers right, they would not need to fear competition!
After putting up with years of abuse from my bank, I switched to the local Community Credit Union. Now I have free checking, free atm card and a lot less hassle!
by Charles_U_Farley September 11, 2010
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Obama Administration

Beginning on January 20, 2009, the Obama Administration set out to help America recover from the devastation brought on by the Bush Adminstration. After 8 years of arrogance, corruption, deregulation, senseless wars, pro-rich tax laws, and destruction of economies world wide; we all needed a major change to restore hope!
Obama took swift action to prevent further damage and keep us from falling off a cliff. While it will take many years to fully recover from the Bush Depression, at least Obama has saved us from a total economic collapse and has us on the loooong road to recovery.
Bush43 is the disease and the Obama Administration is the cure!
by Charles_U_Farley October 10, 2010
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obamalarkey

A term to describe the lies and bullshit said, written or blogged about our 44th president.
Fox News, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and the Urban Dictionary are prime sources of obamalarkey.
by Charles_U_Farley July 28, 2010
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