- Noun {skat-uh-fay-jahyt}
One who eats excrement; a shit-eater.
Can be used to describe one who does this in either the metaphorical or literal sense.
{ "Scato-" (Gk. "skat-" Excrement, dung) + "-phagite" (L. "-phagus" < Gk. "-phagos" To eat) }
One who eats excrement; a shit-eater.
Can be used to describe one who does this in either the metaphorical or literal sense.
{ "Scato-" (Gk. "skat-" Excrement, dung) + "-phagite" (L. "-phagus" < Gk. "-phagos" To eat) }
1.
Bloke 1: "... Did Dazza just do what I thought he did?!"
Bloke 2: "Probably, he's a scatophagite didn't you know."
2.
Bloke 1: "Oi this meal tastes like crap"
Bloke 2: "Yeah nah it's not grouse but I'm bloody starving, eating it anyway!"
Bloke 1: "Mate you're such a fucking scatophagite"
Bloke 1: "... Did Dazza just do what I thought he did?!"
Bloke 2: "Probably, he's a scatophagite didn't you know."
2.
Bloke 1: "Oi this meal tastes like crap"
Bloke 2: "Yeah nah it's not grouse but I'm bloody starving, eating it anyway!"
Bloke 1: "Mate you're such a fucking scatophagite"
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'Ere, wot a tosser! 'Eave a 'alf-brick at 'im will ya?'
Half-bricks proved popular missiles for combatant pilots in their aircraft during the opening stages of the first world war, before the synchronization gear enabling bullets to be fired through a plane's propellers had been invented and widely fitted out in aircraft by the two sides
Half-bricks proved popular missiles for combatant pilots in their aircraft during the opening stages of the first world war, before the synchronization gear enabling bullets to be fired through a plane's propellers had been invented and widely fitted out in aircraft by the two sides
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1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.
1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.
It's the mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the musical fruit"
A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true
A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true
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1. A portion of land on which beans are cultivated.
2. (Usually pejorative) Anything that evokes comparisons with a field of beans.
3. A plain or unremarkable-looking individual.
1. A portion of land on which beans are cultivated.
2. (Usually pejorative) Anything that evokes comparisons with a field of beans.
3. A plain or unremarkable-looking individual.
You damn kids, get the hell outta mah beanfield before I set Buck and Nashville on y'all!
Tom's face, much to his dismay and everyone else's disgust, was a veritable beanfield of pimples and moles that no amount of facial cleanser and scrubbing was going to completely alleviate
Michael, for the sheer unremarkability of his features, managed to be something no other self-avowed beanfield before him had ever been: remarkable for his appearance. He was, quite simply, the quintessential beanfield
Tom's face, much to his dismay and everyone else's disgust, was a veritable beanfield of pimples and moles that no amount of facial cleanser and scrubbing was going to completely alleviate
Michael, for the sheer unremarkability of his features, managed to be something no other self-avowed beanfield before him had ever been: remarkable for his appearance. He was, quite simply, the quintessential beanfield
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Michael spent his entire Friday in a state of frenzied festination as he did his best to make it look like he hadn't been idly sitting at his work desk during the last four days
Michael spent his entire Friday in a state of frenzied festination as he did his best to make it look like he hadn't been idly sitting at his work desk during the last four days
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1. The quality of being mordacious; sharp or sarcastic in style or tone.
2. A readiness or tendency to bite things.
1. The quality of being mordacious; sharp or sarcastic in style or tone.
2. A readiness or tendency to bite things.
The author's droll mordacity helps capture the sense of discontent and disillusionment that was prevalent in Northern England in the closing years of Thatcher's premiership
Michael's irrepressible mordacity ensured that his possessions, what few he had, as well as any individuals who came across him, very quickly found themselves covered in vicious bite marks
Michael's irrepressible mordacity ensured that his possessions, what few he had, as well as any individuals who came across him, very quickly found themselves covered in vicious bite marks
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Get the Mordacity mug.1. The quality of being pale or unhealthy-looking; of being pasty.
2. Collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents' basement and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.
2. Collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents' basement and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.
"His skin had acquired the pastiness that comes of a life spent entirely indoors"
"A pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in anticipation of the release of DC's latest Wonder Woman special"
"A large pastiness formed outside Parliament House today protesting the government's intentions to review its game censorship laws. Two passing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders' parents"
"A pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in anticipation of the release of DC's latest Wonder Woman special"
"A large pastiness formed outside Parliament House today protesting the government's intentions to review its game censorship laws. Two passing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders' parents"
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