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- Noun {tyoo-ruh-pee-nee-uh}
The thoroughly distressing state or condition of lacking cheese; of being nutritionally deficient in the coagulated dairy department.
Symptoms include shaking, sweating, irritability, and mania. Left untreated, turopenia will lead to death.
{ "Turo-" (Gk. tyros "Cheese") + "-penia" (Gk. penia "Poverty, lack") }
The thoroughly distressing state or condition of lacking cheese; of being nutritionally deficient in the coagulated dairy department.
Symptoms include shaking, sweating, irritability, and mania. Left untreated, turopenia will lead to death.
{ "Turo-" (Gk. tyros "Cheese") + "-penia" (Gk. penia "Poverty, lack") }
Being a pasty white person, and therefore someone particularly prone to manic turopenic episodes, it took a liberal serving of cheddar and two injections of parmesan solution to bring William out of his turopenia. Even then however he had difficulty staying focused and remaining calm
Ultimately it was decided by the group of assembled medical experts that Michael had to be euthanised. So severe was his turopenia, not euthanising him would only have served to needlessly prolong his suffering
Ultimately it was decided by the group of assembled medical experts that Michael had to be euthanised. So severe was his turopenia, not euthanising him would only have served to needlessly prolong his suffering
by Charlemagne1993 July 2, 2020
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Passengers are reminded that- following complaints- the throwing of prawns on barbies is now prohibited at all metropolitan trainos. Penalties also now exist for bringing one's kangaroo onto the platform during its oestrus phase, and for releasing onto the tracks invasive species that the Australian ecosystem can’t handle. Your cooperation in these matters is much appreciated and we apologise for the inconvenience.
Passengers are reminded that- following complaints- the throwing of prawns on barbies is now prohibited at all metropolitan trainos. Penalties also now exist for bringing one's kangaroo onto the platform during its oestrus phase, and for releasing onto the tracks invasive species that the Australian ecosystem can’t handle. Your cooperation in these matters is much appreciated and we apologise for the inconvenience.
by Charlemagne1993 October 2, 2016
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But for three notable flaws in her character (an inability to maintain a kitchen to acceptable levels of hygiene and general cleanliness, a disinclination to talk at length about trains, and an apparent willingness to date men who are probably beneath her) she would unquestionably be #girlfriendgoals to the max.
But for three notable flaws in her character (an inability to maintain a kitchen to acceptable levels of hygiene and general cleanliness, a disinclination to talk at length about trains, and an apparent willingness to date men who are probably beneath her) she would unquestionably be #girlfriendgoals to the max.
Girlfriend: I'm not jealous... but should I be jealous of that woman?
Boyfriend: Yeah not going to lie, you probably should be to be honest
Girlfriend: Yeah, fair call
Bloke 1: Mate who was that cool girl you were just talking to?!
Bloke 2: Ah yeah, that was Thea, the one I was telling you about who explicitly told me she doesn't care that much for trains
Bloke 1: True? Too bad ay, it's a damn shame
Bloke 2: Fucken oath it is
Boyfriend: Yeah not going to lie, you probably should be to be honest
Girlfriend: Yeah, fair call
Bloke 1: Mate who was that cool girl you were just talking to?!
Bloke 2: Ah yeah, that was Thea, the one I was telling you about who explicitly told me she doesn't care that much for trains
Bloke 1: True? Too bad ay, it's a damn shame
Bloke 2: Fucken oath it is
by Charlemagne1993 September 1, 2018
Get the Thea mug.1. Any cake, sweet or savoury, that counts beans among its chief distinguishing ingredients.
2. An individual, usually of short to medium height, burly build and unhealthy appearance, who bears some resemblance to a bean, and who in many cases has only the attractiveness and athletic ability of one. (Cf. Beefcake- an athletic, muscular person.)
3. (In science fiction) The largest and most powerful caste of Beanoid, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beancakes almost invariably occupy the upper echelons of Beanoid military hierarchy and are second only to Beanmasters in the level of authority they hold within Beanoid society.
2. An individual, usually of short to medium height, burly build and unhealthy appearance, who bears some resemblance to a bean, and who in many cases has only the attractiveness and athletic ability of one. (Cf. Beefcake- an athletic, muscular person.)
3. (In science fiction) The largest and most powerful caste of Beanoid, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beancakes almost invariably occupy the upper echelons of Beanoid military hierarchy and are second only to Beanmasters in the level of authority they hold within Beanoid society.
Finding that the Cantonese-style red beancake was much to his liking, Jason ordered several more for the road
Tom, with his short stature, flabby build and unlovely appearance bore all the trademark characteristics of a beancake- an unfortunate fact which coupled with the starkly contrasting elegance and refinement of his associates meant he was often quickly dismissed as a possible partner by the women he would meet out on the town
The biggest and most aggressive form of Beanoid, Beancakes can be distinguished from others of their species not only by their imposing physique and strength, but also the excessively impressive weapons they heft and the indecorous kill-trophies with which they commonly festoon their armour
Tom, with his short stature, flabby build and unlovely appearance bore all the trademark characteristics of a beancake- an unfortunate fact which coupled with the starkly contrasting elegance and refinement of his associates meant he was often quickly dismissed as a possible partner by the women he would meet out on the town
The biggest and most aggressive form of Beanoid, Beancakes can be distinguished from others of their species not only by their imposing physique and strength, but also the excessively impressive weapons they heft and the indecorous kill-trophies with which they commonly festoon their armour
by Charlemagne1993 October 4, 2017
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Adapted to feeding on shit; shit-eating; scatophagous.
Habitually feeding on dung or excrement, whether literally or figuratively.
Adapted to feeding on shit; shit-eating; scatophagous.
Habitually feeding on dung or excrement, whether literally or figuratively.
Two years on from accepting Michael as his patient and Jason was still no closer to establishing whether his patient's scativorous tendencies stemmed from a genuine preference for eating excrement, or a deep-seated desire simply to revolt others as much as possible. Jason was beginning to suspect that they stemmed from some combination of both
Although she was technically vegetarian, so singularly poor were Jenna's tastes when it came to what she ate that many of her associates half-seriously took to describing her as scativorous
Although she was technically vegetarian, so singularly poor were Jenna's tastes when it came to what she ate that many of her associates half-seriously took to describing her as scativorous
by Charlemagne1993 July 2, 2020
Get the Scativorous mug.1. The quality of being pale or unhealthy-looking; of being pasty.
2. Collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents' basement and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.
2. Collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents' basement and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.
"His skin had acquired the pastiness that comes of a life spent entirely indoors"
"A pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in anticipation of the release of DC's latest Wonder Woman special"
"A large pastiness formed outside Parliament House today protesting the government's intentions to review its game censorship laws. Two passing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders' parents"
"A pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in anticipation of the release of DC's latest Wonder Woman special"
"A large pastiness formed outside Parliament House today protesting the government's intentions to review its game censorship laws. Two passing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders' parents"
by Charlemagne1993 October 2, 2016
Get the Pastiness mug.1. Light roofed public structure in which gourmet cheeses are often consumed.
2. Term of endearment for an individual who has been helpful, particularly in an eccentric or unasked-for manner.
2. Term of endearment for an individual who has been helpful, particularly in an eccentric or unasked-for manner.
Now darling let's head over to the cheese pavilion, I hear they've some extra matured Blue Wensleydale there that's absolutely to die for!
Thank you William for so enthusiastically reciting the Zimbabwean national anthem thrice over to us all, you're a real cheese pavilion (who can stop now)
Thank you William for so enthusiastically reciting the Zimbabwean national anthem thrice over to us all, you're a real cheese pavilion (who can stop now)
by Charlemagne1993 February 23, 2017
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