Char H's definitions

pussy faggot Elvis

A derogatory term used by high school and college age rednecks from South Dakota to refer to a colorfully dressed punk of any sexual orientation with sideburns.

"Hey, pussy faggot Elvis! Get yer pretty little girl and yer pretty little car and get the fuck outta Custer!"
(*actual quote used on a friend in Custer, South Dakota)

by Char H January 8, 2006

spunch

An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.

Drunk one: "That asshole....on TV....why, I'm gonna SPUNCH him....if I ever.....meet him."
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"

by Char H January 9, 2006

guitarmageddon

1. A guitar sound so rockin' that will literally bring about the end of the world
2. Yngwie Malmsteen's secret plot to bring about the rapture.

"Doth thou seeth thy Swedish Wanker God's noodling hath brought about Guitarmageddon?"
Book of Vai 11:23

by Char H January 8, 2006

chucktar

A homemade zither made from an old guitar neck. Can be plucked, hammered, bowed or picked. Sounds vaguely Asian or Middleastern.

"Ken was tossing out a broken guitar, so I took the neck and made a chucktar."

by Char H January 8, 2006

claudia

A female-specific version of the classic wedgie.

If that girl goes into the "cool girl's bathroom", she'll likely get a claudia.

by Char H January 11, 2006

cornpone

A type of old-school country music popularized by the likes of David Allan Coe.

"That cornpone was some hot shit!"

by Char H January 8, 2006

Manowarrior

A devout follower of the band Manowar.
Someone who upholds the standards of True Metal and denounces false metal.

"That hair farmer is a true Manowarrior!"

by Char H January 29, 2006