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Definitions by Chanisson Halberitzky

chestuary 

The female chestal area, chestuary is the women's equivalent to the family jewels.
I'm so glad I inherited my mom's chestuary!
Casual vomit. Usually short periods of vomiting that only end up being a minor annoyance. Probably a byproduct of the party you just left.
Guy 1: Dude, we have to get going, what are you waiting for?

Guy 2: Hold on, hold on I just need to tie my shoes and cashvom.
Cashvom by Chanisson Halberitzky February 17, 2010

facehooking 

The act of successfully hooking up with someone through facebook.
He wrote on my wall so much I knew we were going to end up facehooking.

Doppelbanger 

Your celebrity doppelganger that people would rather bang.
I was totally throwing myself at him, but he went to masturbate to pictures of my doppelbanger.

Third Whale 

Like a wing man (fin man) that helps you get laid. Originates from the social practices of some really big whales that are so fat they need a third whale to aid them copulate.
If it wasn't for my third whale I'd never get laid.