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Joshua

Joshua Joshua don't cut off God's left pinky toe
by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020
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Jasmine

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Grase

You know someone named "Grace" right? Well if you don't then a basic summary of one is that:

They are mostly good, beautiful, glorious, amazing, stupendous, ultra cool, fantastic people until they aren't

Grase is the budget version of Grace, they are inferior to Graces in all statistics if the Grace in question is one of those sexy ultimate lords of pure amazement. But a Grase is just barely superior to a Grace that is an completely useless worthless bitch who cheats on rocks on the ground with blades of grass she finds laying on the sidewalk.

Grase's are basically those people you get along with only because you pity them, you feel pity because if a mere letter of their name was just ever so different then it could skyrocket their levels of interest past that of a jester who can't move nor speak. They feel no vengeance nor anger towards Graces (Hopefully) and are mostly passive people, hiding nothing from any living entity due to an overabundance of openness.
Grase is just bootleg Grace and nobody can change my mind
by Champion of Clear Definitions October 31, 2020
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Cole

not the coal santa gives you, but a name of a human being
Cole, not Coal.
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Sydney

That place in australia that can kill you maybe.
Sydney is actually a super cool lass and not some stupid place in a country, I fooled you.
by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020
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Leola

Leola
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Rotondi

Rotondi is the greatest last name to ever exist, there is none better. I do not care what other definitions there are, they are all officially reduced to ash at the creation of a *Real* definition for the absolutely divine law that is the name Rotondi.

They are most indefinitely made by collapsing stars and some have densities greater than one hundred thousand black holes. There is a coinflip on whether people like them or not, but the coin seems rigged sometimes because more times than not the one who has a personality and interests gets the side where nobody likes them when pitted against the other one who has less of a life than a pile of solid water.

They are all also usually suspiciously early when going places because they have the ability to see the future.
Rotondi is the greatest name in reality and I am never going to change my mind.
by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020
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