ChameleonDragon's definitions

silent geyser

When a large amount of content is created by an inactive account or developer.

Person A: Look! Person C just uploaded five definitions to Urban Dictionary!
Person B: Didn’t he stop making definitions last year?
Person A: I guess.
Person B: Looks like he set off a silent geyser.
Welcome back.

by ChameleonDragon April 11, 2019

iced carton test

A simple test used to check whether a carton or similar packaging item contains liquid or ice.
To perform the test, pick up the carton and shake at a moderate pace. You should feel a constant force as the liquid hits the edge with each shake. If you feel something hit the carton from inside, there's ice inside, and if you can't feel any force, the contents froze over.
Repeat the test with different cartons until you find one you're satisfied with.

The iced carton test works best at schools that store liquids like milk and juice inside containers.

by ChameleonDragon November 13, 2019

locker run

The act of opening a line of lockers, then closing them as you run to the other side.

Person A: I got bored in the locker room, so I decided to do a locker run.
Person B: Must've been noisy.

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019

close minded blame

When you blame something because you don’t understand what the problem is, and you try to find a quick solution.

Person A: Get off that website!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because that website is giving us viruses!
Person B: But the computer is old.
Person A: I don’t want to hear your excuses!
Person B: Don’t make a close minded blame.

by ChameleonDragon June 1, 2018