ChameleonDragon's definitions

blanket fish

The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.

Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019

bowel cycle

When someone starts to use the restroom on a regular basis.

Person A: I've been using the restroom every hour!
Person B: Seems like you're going through a bowel cycle.

by ChameleonDragon February 16, 2018

Satan’s shower thought list

A list of seemingly unrelated items or actions deemed evil by a person or group, often for petty, ludicrous, and/or nonsensical reasons.

Person A: Stop wearing sunglasses and eating onions!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because sunglasses are related to darkness, and onions make me cry!
Person B: Get Satan’s shower thought list out of your head.

by ChameleonDragon April 11, 2019

locker run

The act of opening a line of lockers, then closing them as you run to the other side.

Person A: I got bored in the locker room, so I decided to do a locker run.
Person B: Must've been noisy.

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019