Definitions by ChameleonDragon
pillow delivery
The act of stacking three or more pillows, ringing the doorbell of someone you know, and throwing the pillows in their face when they open the door.
Delivery outfit is recommended.
Delivery outfit is recommended.
pillow delivery by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019
blanket fish
Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!
blanket fish by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019
social slave
Someone who only cares about the latest celebrity, trend, media, or most voiced opinion. Once the material loses fame, they will move on to the current material. Will talk endlessly about how the latest material will make history, only to ditch it after a few weeks.
Person A: Super Platformer 11 is so overrated!
Person B: Didn't you say last month that it would be the best game ever?
Person A: HypeCheerleader never made good points anyway.
Person B: You need to make up your mind.
Don't be a social slave.
Person B: Didn't you say last month that it would be the best game ever?
Person A: HypeCheerleader never made good points anyway.
Person B: You need to make up your mind.
Don't be a social slave.
social slave by ChameleonDragon May 11, 2019
scratch that noise
A phrase that indicates that someone dislikes the music currently being played. Usually said to the beat of the music.
Accompanied with a gesture: On 'scratch', put your right pointer finger on the left side of your neck. On 'that', move the finger to the center of your neck, and on 'noise', point to the person playing the music. This gesture resembles removing the needle from a turntable.
Accompanied with a gesture: On 'scratch', put your right pointer finger on the left side of your neck. On 'that', move the finger to the center of your neck, and on 'noise', point to the person playing the music. This gesture resembles removing the needle from a turntable.
Person A: Alright, now for the sounds you all have been waiting for!
(country music starts playing)
Person B: Scratch that noise!
(country music starts playing)
Person B: Scratch that noise!
scratch that noise by ChameleonDragon May 11, 2019
puddle tapping
Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!
puddle tapping by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019
learning language
Person A: This whole "hip teacher" thing completely backfired on the school.
Person B: They need to teach without using contrived songs or learning language.
Person B: They need to teach without using contrived songs or learning language.
learning language by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019
locker run
Person A: I got bored in the locker room, so I decided to do a locker run.
Person B: Must've been noisy.
Person B: Must've been noisy.
locker run by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019