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Definitions by ChameleonDragon

pillow delivery 

The act of stacking three or more pillows, ringing the doorbell of someone you know, and throwing the pillows in their face when they open the door.
Delivery outfit is recommended.
(ding-dong)
Person A: Pillow delivery!
Person B: I didn't order any pill-
(BAM!)

blanket fish

The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.
Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!

social slave 

Someone who only cares about the latest celebrity, trend, media, or most voiced opinion. Once the material loses fame, they will move on to the current material. Will talk endlessly about how the latest material will make history, only to ditch it after a few weeks.
Person A: Super Platformer 11 is so overrated!
Person B: Didn't you say last month that it would be the best game ever?
Person A: HypeCheerleader never made good points anyway.
Person B: You need to make up your mind.
Don't be a social slave.

scratch that noise 

A phrase that indicates that someone dislikes the music currently being played. Usually said to the beat of the music.
Accompanied with a gesture: On 'scratch', put your right pointer finger on the left side of your neck. On 'that', move the finger to the center of your neck, and on 'noise', point to the person playing the music. This gesture resembles removing the needle from a turntable.
Person A: Alright, now for the sounds you all have been waiting for!
(country music starts playing)
Person B: Scratch that noise!

puddle tapping 

The act of tiptoeing through wet areas.
Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!

learning language 

Made-up slang that is used in school lessons or programs.
Often used when it doesn't work.
Person A: This whole "hip teacher" thing completely backfired on the school.
Person B: They need to teach without using contrived songs or learning language.

locker run

The act of opening a line of lockers, then closing them as you run to the other side.
Person A: I got bored in the locker room, so I decided to do a locker run.
Person B: Must've been noisy.