Curtain Sermon

a complaint that a women gives a man before they "go to bed"

Man, my old lady gave me a curtain sermon last night.

by Chairman November 06, 2003

DVDize

The act of replacing all your VHS tapes with DVD's

I just DVDized my collection today.

by Chairman February 07, 2004

tard moment

Caution: May be offensive to some

short for retard moment

1. Describes a moment when you are trying to solve a problem, and are wracking your brain and when you find how simple the answer is, you marvel at your own stupidity
2. When you are talking and totally forget what you are talking about

Person 1: Yeah and then I went to....*blanks out*
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I totally forgot what I was saying, tard moment #1.
Person 2: ha ha ha

by Chairman July 02, 2004

gouranga

The master cheat code for Grand Theft Auto 2. If the user enters Gouranga as their name, they can enter more cheats such as GODOFGTA,EATSOUP,CUTIE1, and RSJABBER

Remember the order: GOURANGA, RSJABBER, GODOFGTA,EATSOUP,CUTIE1

by Chairman March 14, 2005

piflicated

Being thoroughly drunk.

Man was he ever piflicated last night.

by Chairman November 07, 2003

Texas tea

Slang term for crude oil, which is a resource located in Texas as well in other parts of the world.

"...and then one day he was shootin' at some food, and up from the ground came bubblin' crude. Oil that is: black gold, texas tea..."

by Chairman July 07, 2004

heater

slang term for a fastball.

The pitcher struck him out with a heater.

by Chairman November 06, 2003