moo-cow eyes

A word describing a male with a large head who also has large eyes that extend from his face, looking like a cow.

The Needhams have moo-cow eyes.

by chris January 21, 2005

gronski

The first evacuation of the morning following a night of hard drinking. The smell usually can remove wall paper from the walls.

I dropped a big gronski this morning that killed the dog.

by Chris February 11, 2005

lph

Love Peace and Happiness

<Jason> see u later man

<Rob> iight peace lph

by chris April 05, 2004

sex-stoned

The psychological and physiological state resulting from a long lovemaking session, often seen in women after multiple orgasms or a strenuous sexual workout.

The physical signs: drooping eyelids, slurred speech, silly grin, sexual flush around the neck and upper chest region, sweaty skin, exhaustion, beet-red thighs and buttocks, overworked sexual organs.

The phrase is derived from the common slang "stoned" for being under the influence of marijuana.

I am so sex-stoned, I'm gonna sleep like a baby!

or

Look at the sex-stone on you! You were insatiable! Wanna do it again?

or

I've got the munchies, I'm so sex-stoned!

by chris February 08, 2006

comprendez

Used in a slightly demenaing manner inquiring a person's understanding of a subject. French word meaning to understand, in the "Vous" conjucation of comprender.

Alayna is a Hoochie, Comprendez?

by Chris April 07, 2004

dustpan

a raging insult used when an individual has made an idiot of themselves or been "owned". spoken with the motion of the left hand covering the mouth in a fist and the right hand flat with the palm in the air doing a motion simulating that of an actual dustpan. see the following dialogue:

jill: "i just don't have my best stuff tonight"
jack: "neither did your mother last night!"
everybody else around:"DUSTPAAAAAN"

by chris January 14, 2005

poon

A reference to having sex.

Could i get some poon over here, thanks.

by Chris November 20, 2002