ChRiS's definitions

vin ruffino

dirty italian who lives in a place named kenmore.

Vin ruffino is hated by all lackawannians

by chris December 7, 2004

Granby

Noun. Podunk town mostly famous for being the notch in Connecticut and hometown of former MTV VJ Jesse Camp. Unofficially in a sports rivalry with the rest of the state, but namely Granby Junior.

I done got edumacated in Granby.

by Chris January 21, 2005

Stoecocked

When you get stoecocked

You just done been stoecocked

by Chris January 30, 2005

sooner

Also known as a cheater

The sooner jumped the gun.

by Chris February 20, 2005

waffling

unsure about something - debating between choices or ideas

He was waffling over what to order from the menu

by Chris August 28, 2004

dog food

A word used to refer to the drug heroine.

I'm off that dog food.

by Chris February 14, 2005

Scoob

The act of inserting 3 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index, middle, and ring fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). The thumb is then bent and dog barks and ruffs are expected. This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described as the next level up from the Shocker. This method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Pharrell have been able to pull it off.

I gave her the Shocker, but she was used to it, so i gave her the Spock-er, but she wasn't into Star Trek so I gave her the SCOOB

by Chris April 1, 2005