Seahorse

A lesser entity than a bitch or biat. A comparison to the only species in which the male carries the eggs during gestation.

Look at dat seahorse carryin dat hoes bags.
Kiss my ass you fuckin seahorse.
Punk ass seahorse takin shit from that bitch.

by Chris December 01, 2004

cnotte

Cnotte is a poor man who has learned how to live off the very little doe he earns.
Also used as a verb.

I'm feeling very cnotte this check better last two weeks.

As a verb.

I've cnotted all month long.

I'm cnotting right now can't afford to go out.

by Chris January 28, 2005

jam session

This means when a whole bunch of musicians get together play some chords for about a minute saying random lyrics and then go on playing for 19 more minutes.

Phish has super long jam sessions.

Dude Bill and I had a 35 minute jam session last night.

by Chris February 07, 2005

backpack-o-matt

referring to Matt Gibbs' five year old back pack

it says backpack-o-matt

by cHris February 11, 2005

Butt Snorkeling

The act of being up someone's anus so far, that you need an artificial means of respiration. Brown nosing.

Lyle was butt snorkeling Jim to gain his promotion.

by Chris October 21, 2003

hick metal

Cowboys singing death metal.

Ever heard of Pumpjack? Good, hick metal sucks.

by Chris January 25, 2005

cuddle monkey

a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther

Stuart is a cuddle monkey LOLOLOLOL

by chris February 16, 2005