710 definitions by ChRiS
A person who is utterly addicted to all forms of television. Most especially reality television shows, for example; Starting Over House, The Biggest Loser, Fear Factor et al. This disease however is not limited to only reality television shows, but also Law and Order and it's derevitives.
by ChRiS January 11, 2005
fun·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
n.
A Funny Crotch is that of a man who has not been circumcised, also known as a FC or Anteater
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
n.
A Funny Crotch is that of a man who has not been circumcised, also known as a FC or Anteater
1. I was totally going to sleep with him until I found out he has a Funny Crotch!
2. I bet (fill in name here) has a Funny Crotch!
2. I bet (fill in name here) has a Funny Crotch!
by ChRiS March 15, 2005
by ChRiS March 4, 2004
by ChRiS October 13, 2003
The peanut butter jelly is also a dance that goes with the song..and they do different actions in the song..like pretending their swinging a baseball bat..and ALL OF THIS IS FROM MIAMI..if you wanna see the dance watch trick daddy's video titled "shutup"..theres a little boy that they show on the field doing it..and theres another kid doin it in a store...you cant miss them cuz theres only 2 kids dancing in it..it might be the same kid in both scenes..lol did the kid on this page actually say "peanut butter jelly means jackin off" lmao...wrongggg
by ChRiS November 13, 2004
Basically it's Urban Dictionary but with all the entries based around sex-realted slang replaced by intellectual thought. A good proportion of it may or may not be written by crazy people in caves who haven't seen sunlight in years, and as a result believe that "splinkard" is a real world.
by ChRiS February 23, 2005