ChAOS's definitions

wicked-eve

Beautiful ; Kind ; Caring ; Respectful ; Friendly ; Inspiring ; Sharp ; Sensitive ; Morning Dove

You're such an Eva... I'm so glad to know someone as Eva as you.

by chaos July 14, 2003

Festisio

1) A mad gay person that you can't stand
2) When another man fondles another man
3) When you are hit on by a member of the same sex
4) a level of how sexy mer is

Man that is so festisio.
Man Mer is not festisio!

by Chaos June 11, 2004

snaplekap

A newb that doesn't play CS anymore because he's too cheap to buy it.

Dude, snaplekap hasn't played CS in 3 months now.

by chaos July 30, 2003

Wilco

Aviator slang for "will comply'

Tower: Crimson 1-1, take heading 180, angels 25.
Crimson: 1-1, wilco.

by Chaos December 2, 2003

torpy

a really freakin weird dude who plays guitar, gets squished by people like david, and is generally just a freaky person. who plays guitar.

you've got to get torpy out of my salad dressing

by chaos April 24, 2004

I can read a map

Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.

"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."

by chaOS January 22, 2014

zing

Forced felattio; having a penis in one's mouth.

<Fred> man Dave's been taking zings all night

by Chaos March 27, 2005