Cesar 's definitions

punching out a slab

Means that you are about to take an even bigger crap than "giving birth to a Texan"!

After eating at Hometown buffet, I had to "punch out a slab"!

by cesar May 13, 2005

glocal

"think global, act local" is the phrase that the social justice movement in the u.s. has adopted. glocal is a combination of global and local...some things are both.

person 1: i just bought this organic zapatista coffee from my independent coffee house.
person 2: way to act glocal

by cesar August 17, 2003

Cujamonjo

To hook up with; hooking up with.

I cujamanjoed with a girl last night.
I want to cujamanjo with her.

by Cesar December 6, 2004

pepi

the process of looking hot and cool.

you look pepi.
pepi is my middle name
look'in pepi

by Cesar January 5, 2005

bezzy

a stupid girl a bitch

look at that dumb ass bezzy

by cesar March 25, 2005

giving birth to a texan

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!

After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".

by cesar March 28, 2005

tex-mes

short for 'text messaging', as in mobile cell phone messaging. play off tex-mex food, who knows why.

person 1: did you send milo the email?
person 2: no, i just sent him a tex-mes so he would get it right away.

by cesar August 18, 2003