Definitions by Cesar

Big Hoe 

Big mother fucker respected by all because he means business. Usually lays low but known by all don't fuck with this guy aka José Luis Ocampo

José Luis is Big Hoe

Big Hoe by Cesar April 23, 2015

punching out a slab 

Means that you are about to take an even bigger crap than "giving birth to a Texan"!

After eating at Hometown buffet, I had to "punch out a slab"!

punching out a slab by cesar May 13, 2005

giving birth to a texan 

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!

After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".

giving birth to a texan by cesar March 28, 2005

baby gorilla 

Eric Gonzalez! When looking at him from a distance, he looks like a baby gorilla.

When Eric walks, he looks like a "baby gorilla"

baby gorilla by cesar March 28, 2005

orz 

Describing someone on his head and knee with frustration, Orz is originated from Japan and popular with internet users.

David,The MVP of ALCS in 2004,said goodbye to the Yankees' with his moon shot. Now tell me"who is your daddy?"......Orz Ortiz

orz by Cesar March 27, 2005

bezzy 

a stupid girl a bitch

look at that dumb ass bezzy

bezzy by cesar March 25, 2005

pepi 

the process of looking hot and cool.

you look pepi.
pepi is my middle name
look'in pepi

pepi by Cesar January 5, 2005