16 definitions by Cesar

short for 'text messaging', as in mobile cell phone messaging. play off tex-mex food, who knows why.

person 1: did you send milo the email?
person 2: no, i just sent him a tex-mes so he would get it right away.

by Cesar August 18, 2003

I got sent up the river.

by Cesar August 02, 2004

I cujamanjoed with a girl last night.
I want to cujamanjo with her.

by Cesar December 06, 2004

Eric Gonzalez! When looking at him from a distance, he looks like a baby gorilla.

When Eric walks, he looks like a "baby gorilla"

by Cesar March 28, 2005

To have violent sexual intercourse with a woman. Induced by the male.

past Tense: Bung

by Cesar February 16, 2003

by Cesar March 25, 2005

Big mother fucker respected by all because he means business. Usually lays low but known by all don't fuck with this guy aka José Luis Ocampo

José Luis is Big Hoe

by Cesar April 23, 2015