Cb's definitions

gand

gand woh jagah jo jab chodte waqt fuddi puree geelee ho jaye tab kaaam aaaateeeee hai... lund ko thora ragarh dene ke liye...

jaise meine pehaley uskee fuddi mari phir uske baaaand gand bheeee mari

by cb September 18, 2003

Ding Dong

What the penis is called when a man smackes it across a women's face while she is performing oral sex. The left cheek is the ding, and the right cheek is the dong.

He slapped his ding dong across her face.

by CB June 27, 2003

Crazybee

A guy who's hip, yet kind of a doofus, but his goofy charms tend to win people over. Peddling bootleg VCDs is a plus.

"You're as charming as a crazybee. I wish I could sell VCDs and kill zombies as good as you can."

by CB June 10, 2003

steele'ing time

When you run in and out of offices high on the nicotine gum.

by CB May 22, 2003

The Schultah

A creature that is constantly on the move, very aware of its surroundings. Has the ability to with a seconds notice appear as if he is "working" and as soon as the coast is clear return to its previous wandering behavior.

by CB May 20, 2003

schultah

Hawaiian shirt wearing funky smelling fart machine.

by CB May 12, 2003

Schulteing

To loaf around stopping at everyone you pass to have a conversation of some sort. Usually done at least once when you get to work and once after lunch to make the work day go faster by doing less work and more talking.

Look at that mofo over there shulteing around.

by CB April 18, 2003