26 definitions by Cb

off the hinges

synonym for off the hook or off the chain...like crazy insane!!

this website is off the hinges!!

by Cb November 18, 2004

Angry Peeno

Its when your doing your chick from behind, you punch her in the back of the head, and then you cum in her hair.You then order her to make you a sandwich and kick her out of your house.

I was doing your sister doggy style and she started talking shit, so I gave her the Angry Peenoand sent her on her way.

by Cb December 20, 2004

The Schultah

A creature that is constantly on the move, very aware of its surroundings. Has the ability to with a seconds notice appear as if he is "working" and as soon as the coast is clear return to its previous wandering behavior.

by Cb May 20, 2003

why bother

A double decaf non-fat latte.

Can I have a why bother and an egg bagel to go?

by Cb May 21, 2004

schultah

Hawaiian shirt wearing funky smelling fart machine.

by Cb May 12, 2003

The Seal

Urinating after drinking booze because the feeling was too strong to hold back. After breaking The Seal urination comes almost every minute.

Damn dude I broke the seal, now I'm gonna be pissing all night.

by Cb July 21, 2004

shelf

The small of a woman's back. Short for cum-shelf, because it's where a guy will often bust a nut when he's doing it doggie style in a porn flick, usually poolside.

Closely related shelf-art

Dude I busted a nut on her shelf!

by Cb January 13, 2005