Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Carlos de la Cerda

Goonie Gunt

Saggy wrinkly Lower stomach apron on old Goons

Goonie Gunt lifted her skirt to show her saggy Gunt

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A goon that grizzles all the time, especially in chat rooms

That GrizzleGoon is grizzling and moaning online again

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An old hag in a trucker hat who constantly moans about Covid Mandates

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When a person loses their shit and gets angry and loses 200 hair follicles

My boss is having a bald at me today for leaving work early

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A special breed of Karen with extra thick ankles who usually spends all her time raging online

That Denise is a real Cankle Karen she is triggered all day raging in online forums

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A Milf so sexy she is hot as a hot potato

That potato granny that works is in accounts is as sexy as a hot potato

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When an old wrinkly women pesters you and stalks you for phone sex.

ET Fone Home lets have phone sex

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