Carlos's definitions

Lastiwka

1.Relaying to a man or woman with a grotesquely large penis.
2.To feel pain it he testicular region due to a prolonged absence of masturbating.
3.To live one’s life though a haze of sex, drugs, and your mom.
4.Often feeling the need to touch ones penis regardless the situation is referred to as ‘lastiwkaing’ or ‘pullin’ the ol’ lastiwka’

1.“Whoa, did you see his lastiwka?”
2.“man, my dick feels like lastiwka”
3.“I feel like lastiwka today”
4.“I gotta lastiwka dude, I can’t take it anymore”

by carlos February 20, 2005

tear your ass open

To have sex with, Fuck.

Dude I just tore her ass open like we got married.

by Carlos February 11, 2005

Chillaxin

To chill and relax at the same time,copastetic,peaceful,serene,down.



The background of the word chillaxin come from the word Chill and Relaxin or maxin whichever you prefer.

What Up Mah Nigga?

Nuttin Just Chillaxin

by Carlos December 14, 2004

bosh

Bosh its a method of describing a girl which provides oral sexual pleasure to different people simply because she likes to, it can also be used as the oral sexual act itself

1 she is a bosh/she gives oral sex
2 she gave me bosh/she gave me oral sex

by carlos January 5, 2005

cabron

Someone is screwing your girl you know about it, and you do nothing about it. (puertorican word that can get you killed so don't use freely)

by carlos March 10, 2003

Hoagie Roll

The act of a woman (what ever your preferr) stuffing a males penis all the way in your mouth and then all the way out. Just like you'd try to cram a sub or hogie in your mouth.

Dude, she hogie rolled me

by carlos September 19, 2004

tight eezy

a virgin (girl) that gives it up on the first night, or first day you talked to her.

Rakim: Yo you hit it.

Carlos: Yea she a tight eezy hit it the first day.

by carlos March 1, 2004