Definitions by CarlTheShanker

COW RAPER 

a very affection male who seeks his love towards cattle

HEY FARMER!!!! watch out theres a cow raper in the barn again!!!

COW RAPER by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

Floppy Horse 

when a horse is walking. a.k.a horse jangler

hey look at that horse jangler. i could also use the term floppy horse

Floppy Horse by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

hot pants 

very short shorts. potentially worn by workin girls or men who like men.

WHOA!!! that guy has hot pants on. I envy him

hot pants by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

waffle fist 

somebody who has checkered hands. they fist intimately with either gender

Mr. Metzger sure is a waffle fist.

waffle fist by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

threw up on a sugar cube

i just did

i just did....

threw up on a sugar cube by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

necropedophile 

rapes dead children.

hey john my friend goes for walks

necropedophile by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

who wants seconds 

woman that has ALOT of energy

dont be a tired ass bitch. i need seconds

who wants seconds by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003