Autobum

The seam down the back of a tight skirt on a woman whose ass is full of cellulite. The seam follows the line of her ass crack, thus resembling the Autobahn.

Mary may have looked good in that skirt in 1988, but today she’s sporting a Autobum.

by Carl Stawicki February 06, 2009

Urinal Yacker

Someone who insists on starting small talk while standing at the urinal.

Joe the Urinal Yacker makes others feel awkward while taking a piss.

by Carl Stawicki February 08, 2009

Shitquestered

To be constipated, i.e. your shit cannot come out. (shit + sequestered)

Joe had to take some laxative because he was shitquestered.

by Carl Stawicki February 02, 2009

DigiCom

Short for "Digital Communist," someone who believes in the equal distribution of digital assets and who thinks they're entitled to the intellectual property of others.

File sharers and software pirates are nothing more than digicoms.

by Carl Stawicki April 07, 2009

Damone

A man who abandons a woman he impregnated. Named after the character Mike Damone from the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High. After impregnating the character Stacy, he first promises to help pay for an abortion but later reneges.

Stacy found out the hard way that Mike was nothing more than a Damone when he bailed on her after knocking her up.

by Carl Stawicki June 14, 2011

Bipartisan Blowout

The act of having diarrhea and puking at the same time, which requires the two ends of your body to cooperate against you.

Joe was soooo sick, he had a Bipartisan Blowout.

by Carl Stawicki February 02, 2009

Goose Stepper

Someone who blindly follows a political or religious movement for the sake of nationalism or imposing their views onto others. The term refers the way Nazis used to march in line with each other. A Goose Stepper is similar to a "kool-aid" drinker.

Many devout supporters of the Republican or Democratic parties are nothing more than goose steppers.

by Carl Stawicki January 16, 2009