Carl Davidson's definitions

Fosdick

Mildly derogatory reference to famous and hapless cartoon character 'Fearless Fosdick' by Li'l Abner, first appearing in 1942.

Look at Fosdick over there sniffing it out - what a buffoon!

by Carl Davidson June 12, 2013

Tech Totalitarianism

When giant tech companies purposely skew search results and suppress viewpoints such as news and censor viewpoints which don't meet their objectives.

In a brazen and blatant act of Orwellian tech totalitarianism, firms such as Google, Facebook and Twitter purposely de-list and suppress news and opinions such as early reports of coronavirus in Wuhan and later in the 2020 US election -- in order to support their narrative and corporate objectives, as well as affect outcomes and people's thoughts. While pretending to care and virtue signal, their true objective is to 'memory hole' any counter thinking and control people like sheep so they can have an absolute monopoly and unquestioning supremacy over society.

by Carl Davidson November 25, 2020

Snowstorm

Snowflake rage: when snowflake anger and angst overflows into a storm of emotions

Josh couldn't take it any longer and blew into a raging snowstorm against the DHS

by Carl Davidson July 29, 2020

eFart

1. When you make a computer boo-boo
2. When a computer has a technical fart, error message or hiccup

Oh-oh, my computer just had an eFart and I think I have to restart...

by Carl Davidson September 7, 2013

Wokefishing

The phrase is a play on ‘catfishing,’ which means pretending to be someone you are not... to lure someone into a relationship. The issue is apparently enough of a problem that Vice, the achingly SJW online magazine, has devoted a lengthy article explaining what the problem is and interviewing “victims” of this cruel political dupery. - from RT - July 29th 2020

Ignore him, he's full of BS and just wokefishing you to try and get you into bed

by Carl Davidson July 29, 2020

Covitch

1. Severe itching caused from the virus, or imagined thereof, usually around the anus

Man, ever since I went to that illegal backyard party during lockdown, I've had the worst covitch in my ass – I think I got the virus

by Carl Davidson May 13, 2020

Scootski

Fun-loving builders who drop personal watercraft shells onto their scooters, eating a hybrid mode of transportation that turns heads and evokes a water-borne sense style onto city streets. See story on jalopnik site for more details.

Nick Stemple dropped an old Kawasaki Jet Ski shell onto a Suzuki 650 scooter to invent the new hybrid Scootski

by Carl Davidson March 4, 2021