Carl Davidson's definitions

Vomitathon

A marathon of vomit; continuous vomiting in sequence, as in during a smug celebrity singalong fundraiser during the pandemic.

"...the gorgeous Wonderwoman actor probably wouldn’t even have considered that organising that god-awful cover of John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ with her A-list friends to give us all a boost – may end up looking like a patronizing celebrity vomitathon." - Simon Rite - op-ed article on rt.com about those having a good pandemic (Gal Gadot)

by Carl Davidson May 10, 2020

Grab your heels

Prepare to get fucked up the ass

Hey boss, I'm really busy and overloaded. Response "Well, grab your heels, there's more".

by Carl Davidson September 8, 2013

Drop some mud

To shit oneself, especially if scared

Two bounty hunters are patrolling near a swamp and are startled by a giant scorpion-like creature, which they then kill. Says one to the other "I really dropped some mud there". Attribution: from movie Riddick, 2013, roughly quoted. To drop some mud, i.e. shit oneself from fear.

by Carl Davidson September 8, 2013

Perkatory

That excruciating time in the morning while you wait until your coffee has brewed

Man, I was so hung over, I was in perkatory until that first cuppa java was ready

by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020

Duelling Peacocks

When two men joust for top sartorial spot using their wardrobes as objects to challenge each other

Who's the new guy?
Oh, that's Brian - he's challenging the boss for top sartyr.
What do you mean?

Check out the duds - he's trying to outdo the boss.
Who's gonna win.
Dunno, but there will be blood when there's duelling peacocks in the office...

by Carl Davidson August 21, 2013

Stress-baking

Baking at home to relieve the stress of coronavirus isolation.

Charlie had become a an accomplished stress-baking champion during his isolation at home during the coronavirus outbreak, in order to take his mind off the pandemic.

by Carl Davidson April 2, 2020

Crack o' Dawn

Dawn's crack - a special place; Also, early sunrise (similar to 'zero dark thirty' in military slang).

1. That woman's pie is some mighty fine – I love the crack o' dawn. 2. People, we'll be on the objective by crack o' dawn!

by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020