Carl Davidson's definitions

Wokefishing

The phrase is a play on ‘catfishing,’ which means pretending to be someone you are not... to lure someone into a relationship. The issue is apparently enough of a problem that Vice, the achingly SJW online magazine, has devoted a lengthy article explaining what the problem is and interviewing “victims” of this cruel political dupery. - from RT - July 29th 2020

Ignore him, he's full of BS and just wokefishing you to try and get you into bed

by Carl Davidson July 29, 2020

Laurentian Elites

The self-appointed rulers of Canada who portray themselves as the natural rulers of the country and incorrectly believe they have some relevance, and who drip with smarmy, poncing ways. Usually used in a derogatory sense by people in the West; often for the central Canadian habit of supporting corrupt family dynasty rulers who are the love child of Fidel Castro.

The rest of Canada would love to leave, if only to get away from the unbearable Laurentian Elites.

by Carl Davidson November 26, 2019

Vomitathon

A marathon of vomit; continuous vomiting in sequence, as in during a smug celebrity singalong fundraiser during the pandemic.

"...the gorgeous Wonderwoman actor probably wouldn’t even have considered that organising that god-awful cover of John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ with her A-list friends to give us all a boost – may end up looking like a patronizing celebrity vomitathon." - Simon Rite - op-ed article on rt.com about those having a good pandemic (Gal Gadot)

by Carl Davidson May 10, 2020

Grab your heels

Prepare to get fucked up the ass

Hey boss, I'm really busy and overloaded. Response "Well, grab your heels, there's more".

by Carl Davidson September 8, 2013

WFO

Work from Office - as opposed to 'WFH' - Work from Home.

As people begin to start returning to their regular place of work in a reverse exodus from when they were forced to head home, increasingly they will notify their colleagues that they'll be 'WFO' ...working from the office.

by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020

Zoomified

The process of turning life events previously done in person into online formats.

Parents have confronted the daily struggle of trying to do their jobs while also home-schooling. Adult children haven’t been able to visit their elderly parents. Graduations, weddings, and even funerals have been put on hold or 'zoomified'... (Christine Benz - Morningstar Investments, May 21st, 2020)

by Carl Davidson May 21, 2020

Clintonize

To whack somebody - political opponent esp., or someone who exposes your crimes, such as Anthony Bourdain or Jeffery Epstein; usually by faked suicide or car crash.

That Bourdain guy has gone too far, we gotta Clintonize him and fast...

by Carl Davidson November 29, 2020