26 definitions by Carl Davidson

Covitch

1. Severe itching caused from the virus, or imagined thereof, usually around the anus

Man, ever since I went to that illegal backyard party during lockdown, I've had the worst covitch in my ass – I think I got the virus

by Carl Davidson May 13, 2020

Laurentian Elites

The self-appointed rulers of Canada who portray themselves as the natural rulers of the country and incorrectly believe they have some relevance, and who drip with smarmy, poncing ways. Usually used in a derogatory sense by people in the West; often for the central Canadian habit of supporting corrupt family dynasty rulers who are the love child of Fidel Castro.

The rest of Canada would love to leave, if only to get away from the unbearable Laurentian Elites.

by Carl Davidson November 26, 2019

memefest

A festival of memes: non-stop continuous humor-making – using visual jokes in the online world.

The pandemic has been a genuine memefest. My feed is constantly full of friends sharing jokes

by Carl Davidson May 12, 2020

It's the shit

The real thing, the actual goods, the real smoke (dope), vs. fake or not up to par

Peter Travers, movie reviewer for Rolling Stone - in a review on August 23, 2013 of the Simon Pegg movie 'World's End' - closing remark: "...The World's End is better than all right. It's the shit."

by Carl Davidson August 29, 2013

Stress-baking

Baking at home to relieve the stress of coronavirus isolation.

Charlie had become a an accomplished stress-baking champion during his isolation at home during the coronavirus outbreak, in order to take his mind off the pandemic.

by Carl Davidson April 2, 2020

eastie-coastie

As it is done on the east coast of Canada; unique to the Maritimes or way of doing things

Mmmm-mmm-mmm, me boyo, sure love to get me a sea-vixen like Shaune MacKinlay – she's uniquely eastie-coastie and as delightful a lobster bisque with salt!

by Carl Davidson May 28, 2020

Snowstorm

Snowflake rage: when snowflake anger and angst overflows into a storm of emotions

Josh couldn't take it any longer and blew into a raging snowstorm against the DHS

by Carl Davidson July 29, 2020