Carl Davidson's definitions

eFart

1. When you make a computer boo-boo
2. When a computer has a technical fart, error message or hiccup

Oh-oh, my computer just had an eFart and I think I have to restart...

by Carl Davidson September 7, 2013

Wokefishing

The phrase is a play on ‘catfishing,’ which means pretending to be someone you are not... to lure someone into a relationship. The issue is apparently enough of a problem that Vice, the achingly SJW online magazine, has devoted a lengthy article explaining what the problem is and interviewing “victims” of this cruel political dupery. - from RT - July 29th 2020

Ignore him, he's full of BS and just wokefishing you to try and get you into bed

by Carl Davidson July 29, 2020

Tech Totalitarianism

When giant tech companies purposely skew search results and suppress viewpoints such as news and censor viewpoints which don't meet their objectives.

In a brazen and blatant act of Orwellian tech totalitarianism, firms such as Google, Facebook and Twitter purposely de-list and suppress news and opinions such as early reports of coronavirus in Wuhan and later in the 2020 US election -- in order to support their narrative and corporate objectives, as well as affect outcomes and people's thoughts. While pretending to care and virtue signal, their true objective is to 'memory hole' any counter thinking and control people like sheep so they can have an absolute monopoly and unquestioning supremacy over society.

by Carl Davidson November 25, 2020

Grab your heels

Prepare to get fucked up the ass

Hey boss, I'm really busy and overloaded. Response "Well, grab your heels, there's more".

by Carl Davidson September 8, 2013

It's the shit

The real thing, the actual goods, the real smoke (dope), vs. fake or not up to par

Peter Travers, movie reviewer for Rolling Stone - in a review on August 23, 2013 of the Simon Pegg movie 'World's End' - closing remark: "...The World's End is better than all right. It's the shit."

by Carl Davidson August 28, 2013

eastie-coastie

As it is done on the east coast of Canada; unique to the Maritimes or way of doing things

Mmmm-mmm-mmm, me boyo, sure love to get me a sea-vixen like Shaune MacKinlay – she's uniquely eastie-coastie and as delightful a lobster bisque with salt!

by Carl Davidson May 27, 2020

Lurky Torontonian

A Toronto-specific word, as in when Torontonians stand around idly on their porches, sidewalks, tiny lawns, etc. and eyeball others who may not be like them, and when a non-Torontonian is suspected, squint their beady eyes and scrunch their weasel noses and point and open their mouths to utter an inaudible to humans scream – to alert other lurky Torontonians that someone unlike them is near; similar to the Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

I was passing through Riverdale last week when I noticed several lurky Torontonians staring at me, and when I paused, they all pointed and opened their mouths to utter some kind of weird noise.

by Carl Davidson November 26, 2019