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Definitions by Carl Davidson

Work from Office - as opposed to 'WFH' - Work from Home.
As people begin to start returning to their regular place of work in a reverse exodus from when they were forced to head home, increasingly they will notify their colleagues that they'll be 'WFO' ...working from the office.
WFO by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020

Bad Man Crack 

Don't believe that BS -- it's some bad man crack
Bad Man Crack by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020

Crack o' Dawn 

Dawn's crack - a special place; Also, early sunrise (similar to 'zero dark thirty' in military slang).
1. That woman's pie is some mighty fine – I love the crack o' dawn. 2. People, we'll be on the objective by crack o' dawn!
Crack o' Dawn by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020

eastie-coastie 

As it is done on the east coast of Canada; unique to the Maritimes or way of doing things
Mmmm-mmm-mmm, me boyo, sure love to get me a sea-vixen like Shaune MacKinlay – she's uniquely eastie-coastie and as delightful a lobster bisque with salt!

Zoomified 

The process of turning life events previously done in person into online formats.
Parents have confronted the daily struggle of trying to do their jobs while also home-schooling. Adult children haven’t been able to visit their elderly parents. Graduations, weddings, and even funerals have been put on hold or 'zoomified'... (Christine Benz - Morningstar Investments, May 21st, 2020)
Zoomified by Carl Davidson May 21, 2020
1. Severe itching caused from the virus, or imagined thereof, usually around the anus
Man, ever since I went to that illegal backyard party during lockdown, I've had the worst covitch in my ass – I think I got the virus
Covitch by Carl Davidson May 13, 2020

Donoschik 

(orig: Russian) A snitch, especially during the pandemic; someone who especially enjoys tattling on friends, neighbours and local businesses who don't obey lockdown and isolation. Comes from the Stalin terror era when everyone feared the local tattletale working for the party. Sim: informant, squeal, sneak, snake, traitor
Hey, watch out for that donoschik in 105, she's a serious snitch and will rat you out in a New York minute if you have a party.
Donoschik by Carl Davidson May 13, 2020