by Captain jack mehoff September 27, 2022
The one day, usually every month or so, where you finally crack, and update Adobe, Itunes, Steam, and a bunch of other crap all day. Basically renders your computer useless if you are using anything but solitaire.
by Captain Jack Mehoff April 13, 2013
The act of flushing a toilet after you used it, and then unknowingly flushing it again while it is still flushing, resulting in a failed flush attempt and a hollow flush sound. However, if for waiting 9 seconds, the crap is still in there, Double kill it.
All the other men stared awkwardly at Bob when he went for a double kill in the urinal. Why would he double kill? He wasn't crapping. It was completely unnecessary.
by Captain Jack Mehoff December 15, 2012
A game in which a group of males sit in a circle and masturbate furiously onto a cookie in the middle. The premise is that whoever ejaculates last onto the cookie or doesn't finish at all has to eat the seminal fluid covered cookie by the previous contestants. Named "Frost the Cookie" because of the white color of semen on the cookie.
by Captain Jack Mehoff February 04, 2014
Common in apartments where individuals have their own Wi-Fi networks. Wi-Fights are usually started by one person using someone else's unsecured Wi-Fi network. The opposing parties then engage in verbal debate by changing their Wi-Fi network name's to words of dialogue for the other one sees when they view Wi-Fi connections around them. Originally coined by CollegeHumor
Excerpt from a Wi-Fight:
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
edward
Winternet is Coming
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
hah suck on my secure connection
Guys please stop fighting
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Whatever you iTunes library sucked
LINKSYS
038783001
you got a problem with the DMB?
Seriously come on stop
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Yeah it stands for Dis Music Blows
LINKSYS
038783001
WHERE THE F**K DO YOU LIVE
Just take a deep breath man
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
edward
Winternet is Coming
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
hah suck on my secure connection
Guys please stop fighting
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Whatever you iTunes library sucked
LINKSYS
038783001
you got a problem with the DMB?
Seriously come on stop
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Yeah it stands for Dis Music Blows
LINKSYS
038783001
WHERE THE F**K DO YOU LIVE
Just take a deep breath man
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by Captain Jack Mehoff June 10, 2014
A genetic mutation occurring with a cat and a Pop Tart resulting in the ability to have an addicting annoying song, something to troll about, the icanhazcheeseburger franchise, and making rainbows come out of your butt while flying through the air. The rainbow poop can be turned into monochromatic poop if the Nyan Cat's diet isn't maintained. His diet is small children and bananas.
Son: "Mommy, why are we putting little Jeffery outside?"
Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."
Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."
by Captain Jack Mehoff December 17, 2012
Unicorn with 5 horns. Coined by famous young comedian Bo Burnham in the opening of his Comedy special "What." before he mercilessly shoots it to death with an invisible pistol. Great special.
by Captain Jack Mehoff January 02, 2014