Definitions by Captain Obvious

Cityboy 

A very hot and lovable guy who has a lot of famous connections and loves to drink

"Damn, that guy was such a Cityboy"

Cityboy by Captain Obvious April 10, 2005

:V 

Created by Internet pioneer Joe Griffith in August of 1999, the :V is as ambiguous as it is masterful, representing a variety of expressions and emotions. Occasionally seen on the somethingawful.com forums in one or more forms.

ForumMember1: My girlfriend just broke up with me on LiveJournal.
ForumMember2: You loser.
ForumMember3: :V
ForumMember2: Hey that sorta looks like Pacman!

:V by Captain Obvious June 28, 2004

good times 

The worst sitcom ever made.

Good Times is such a bad show, just thinking about it makes me want to vomit

good times by Captain Obvious May 16, 2004

tardblog

A site that no longer exists where a special education teacher wrote daily blogs about her handicapped students.

I'm glad they web-archived Tardblog so I can laugh until I cry.

tardblog by Captain Obvious April 2, 2004

:-!

It stands for everything. Embarrassment, pride, hilarity, shame, etc.

BuddyA: I just saw Spiderman 2 this weekend.
BuddyA: :-!
BuddyB: Cool.

:-! by Captain Obvious April 2, 2004

shitnozzle 

Lcpl Neumeister CH-46E Crew Chief

Lcpl Neumeister is a disgusting shitnozzle

shitnozzle by Captain Obvious November 8, 2003