Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019

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Bunny Rub

A sweeter way to say Titty Fucking

Sarah gave me a bunny rub last night. It felt so good, I came all over her tits after.

by Captain Motorcycle December 09, 2022

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Bailing Spinach

When a lawn is cut after being over grown while the grass is still wet. So wet that the grass comes out of the mower like clumps of cooked spinach and stalls the mower.

Damn, I haven't cut the grass in 3 weeks. I'm gonna be bailing Spinach Saturday

by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022

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Rotten Soldier

Your best friend, your pal, your homeboy, sweet cheese, your good time boy. Used by Laszlo on What We do in the shadows to describe his best human friend.

‘Cause he’s my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boyeh.
-Laszlo Cravensworth, aka regular human bartender Jackie Daytona

by Captain Motorcycle July 22, 2022

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