Captain Motorcycle's definitions

Nats

Natural Tits

Steve: "Check out the huge Nats on this chick!"
Craig: "Holy Shit! She's got to be at least a DDD"

by Captain Motorcycle June 11, 2015

Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019

video essay

Term used by clickbait sites to justify low content articles to be pushed out via video instead of being a written or fleshed out

Video essay is not used in a sentence by anyone with an IQ over 10

by Captain Motorcycle March 8, 2019

ABTF

Acronym for "A Bra That Fits"

ABTF is Popular acronym used on the ABraThatFits Subreddit

by Captain Motorcycle March 16, 2017

Oscar Snub

slang for "I'm butthurt a movie I liked didn't get nominated" often used by critics when Oscar nominations come out. Hashtags and trends typically follow

Critic: The Emoji Movie got Oscar Snubbed! It should have won best picture!

by Captain Motorcycle January 13, 2020

Bunny Rub

A sweeter way to say Titty Fucking

Sarah gave me a bunny rub last night. It felt so good, I came all over her tits after.

by Captain Motorcycle December 9, 2022

Vibing

An idiot's favorite verb. It means things are going well or good. Used by internet users who have no imagination

I met a chick on tinder and we started vibing right off.

by Captain Motorcycle October 16, 2019