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Definitions by Captain Motorcycle

A sweeter way to say Titty Fucking
Sarah gave me a bunny rub last night. It felt so good, I came all over her tits after.
Bunny Rub by Captain Motorcycle December 9, 2022

Rotten Soldier 

Your best friend, your pal, your homeboy, sweet cheese, your good time boy. Used by Laszlo on What We do in the shadows to describe his best human friend.
‘Cause he’s my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boyeh.
-Laszlo Cravensworth, aka regular human bartender Jackie Daytona

Bailing Spinach 

When a lawn is cut after being over grown while the grass is still wet. So wet that the grass comes out of the mower like clumps of cooked spinach and stalls the mower.
Damn, I haven't cut the grass in 3 weeks. I'm gonna be bailing Spinach Saturday

That's how hands get thrown 

Slang for starting a fight with a controversial opinion or provocative actions
They better change the price of the hot dog at Costco, that's how hands get thrown.

Oscar Snub 

slang for "I'm butthurt a movie I liked didn't get nominated" often used by critics when Oscar nominations come out. Hashtags and trends typically follow
Critic: The Emoji Movie got Oscar Snubbed! It should have won best picture!
Oscar Snub by Captain Motorcycle January 13, 2020
An idiot's favorite verb. It means things are going well or good. Used by internet users who have no imagination
I met a chick on tinder and we started vibing right off.
Vibing by Captain Motorcycle October 16, 2019

Cottage cheese in a bag 

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.
Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.