Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019

Bunny Rub

A sweeter way to say Titty Fucking

Sarah gave me a bunny rub last night. It felt so good, I came all over her tits after.

by Captain Motorcycle December 09, 2022

Nats

Natural Tits

Steve: "Check out the huge Nats on this chick!"
Craig: "Holy Shit! She's got to be at least a DDD"

by Captain Motorcycle June 11, 2015

Vibing

An idiot's favorite verb. It means things are going well or good. Used by internet users who have no imagination

I met a chick on tinder and we started vibing right off.

by Captain Motorcycle October 16, 2019

Rotten Soldier

Your best friend, your pal, your homeboy, sweet cheese, your good time boy. Used by Laszlo on What We do in the shadows to describe his best human friend.

‘Cause he’s my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boyeh.
-Laszlo Cravensworth, aka regular human bartender Jackie Daytona

by Captain Motorcycle July 22, 2022

video essay

Term used by clickbait sites to justify low content articles to be pushed out via video instead of being a written or fleshed out

Video essay is not used in a sentence by anyone with an IQ over 10

by Captain Motorcycle March 08, 2019

That's how hands get thrown

Slang for starting a fight with a controversial opinion or provocative actions

They better change the price of the hot dog at Costco, that's how hands get thrown.

by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022