Captain Motorcycle's definitions

Vibing

An idiot's favorite verb. It means things are going well or good. Used by internet users who have no imagination

I met a chick on tinder and we started vibing right off.

by Captain Motorcycle October 16, 2019

Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019

Bailing Spinach

When a lawn is cut after being over grown while the grass is still wet. So wet that the grass comes out of the mower like clumps of cooked spinach and stalls the mower.

Damn, I haven't cut the grass in 3 weeks. I'm gonna be bailing Spinach Saturday

by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022

Nats

Natural Tits

Steve: "Check out the huge Nats on this chick!"
Craig: "Holy Shit! She's got to be at least a DDD"

by Captain Motorcycle June 11, 2015

Oscar Snub

slang for "I'm butthurt a movie I liked didn't get nominated" often used by critics when Oscar nominations come out. Hashtags and trends typically follow

Critic: The Emoji Movie got Oscar Snubbed! It should have won best picture!

by Captain Motorcycle January 13, 2020

That's how hands get thrown

Slang for starting a fight with a controversial opinion or provocative actions

They better change the price of the hot dog at Costco, that's how hands get thrown.

by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022

ABTF

Acronym for "A Bra That Fits"

ABTF is Popular acronym used on the ABraThatFits Subreddit

by Captain Motorcycle March 16, 2017