Definitions by Captain Motorcycle
Rotten Soldier
Your best friend, your pal, your homeboy, sweet cheese, your good time boy. Used by Laszlo on What We do in the shadows to describe his best human friend.
‘Cause he’s my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boyeh.
-Laszlo Cravensworth, aka regular human bartender Jackie Daytona
-Laszlo Cravensworth, aka regular human bartender Jackie Daytona
Rotten Soldier by Captain Motorcycle July 22, 2022
Bailing Spinach
When a lawn is cut after being over grown while the grass is still wet. So wet that the grass comes out of the mower like clumps of cooked spinach and stalls the mower.
Bailing Spinach by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022
That's how hands get thrown
That's how hands get thrown by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022
Oscar Snub
slang for "I'm butthurt a movie I liked didn't get nominated" often used by critics when Oscar nominations come out. Hashtags and trends typically follow
Oscar Snub by Captain Motorcycle January 13, 2020
Vibing
An idiot's favorite verb. It means things are going well or good. Used by internet users who have no imagination
Vibing by Captain Motorcycle October 16, 2019
Cottage cheese in a bag
Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.
Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.
Cottage cheese in a bag by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019