Definitions by Captain Matt

p-a 

Stands for passive-aggressive.

Person 1: *says something passive-aggressive*
Person 2: Hey that's p-a man!

p-a by Captain Matt March 28, 2020

Yanno 

An easier and quicker way to type the words "you know".

I have better shiet to do than wasting my time like that, yanno?

Yanno by Captain Matt May 9, 2019

farquaad 

The name of a character from Shrek. Closely resembles "fuck wad."

Coincidence? I doubt it.

Lord Farquaad is played by John Lithgow.

farquaad by captain matt January 27, 2005

pontoontang 

A pontoon boat or "party barge" that that is busting with poontang.

When aboard pontoontang, clothing is optional.

pontoontang by Captain Matt July 13, 2004