Captain Matt's definitions

farquaad

The name of a character from Shrek. Closely resembles "fuck wad."

Coincidence? I doubt it.

Lord Farquaad is played by John Lithgow.

by captain matt January 27, 2005

pontoontang

A pontoon boat or "party barge" that that is busting with poontang.

When aboard pontoontang, clothing is optional.

by Captain Matt July 13, 2004

Yanno

An easier and quicker way to type the words "you know".

I have better shiet to do than wasting my time like that, yanno?

by Captain Matt May 9, 2019

p-a

Stands for passive-aggressive.

Person 1: *says something passive-aggressive*
Person 2: Hey that's p-a man!

by Captain Matt March 28, 2020