Definitions by Captain Awesome

spooge-rag

A kleanex or tissue or other fabric item used to clean up semen.

Another insult, saying someone is basicly lower than spooge, the thing that cleans that shit up.

I walked in Kiles room and stepped on a slimy spooge-rag on the floor.

Kile is a spooge-rag.

spooge-rag by Captain Awesome February 23, 2005

shwarmp 

the sound a ray gun makes when it fires, like of star trek.

look out you fucking clingon! *shwarmp!*

shwarmp by Captain Awesome March 17, 2004

a softer world 

A very pretty comic at www.asofterworld.com. It is so pretty.

"I lost my mind in a softer world."

a softer world by Captain Awesome February 4, 2004

GTO

"Get them out".
Slang term lamented to a woman who's breasts you'd like to see. Invented by Joe Griffith of York, Pennsylvania in the late 1990's.

That bitch over there got some big ol' titties; she needs to GTO!

GTO by Captain Awesome December 3, 2003

dode

Another term for penis.

Jenny is such a slut. She loves to slarve dode.

dode by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003

nine-ball 

dork, loser, clueless idiot

Albert is a total nine-ball.

nine-ball by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003

MIT 

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

I attend school at MIT.

MIT by Captain Awesome August 30, 2003