CapTim 's definitions

participaster

A person who's participation in online discussions comprises purely of copy 'n pasted opinion from other similar forums.

I thought John was making more valid points than usual in our online debate, but then I realized he was just a participaster.

by CapTim February 24, 2009

choreplay

Foreplay that is not performed out of enjoyment, but rather out of a sense of duty (or entitlement).

I just wanted to get my game on... the last thing I wanted to do was get caught up in choreplay, but damn, she was so demanding.

by CapTim January 29, 2008

ludder

A combination of an uncomfortable (and often ironic) laugh, and a shudder.

I luddered when Mandy told me that her balls were on fire . (Purely 'cos she is so manly that she might *just* actually have a pair... and that's something I REALLY don't want to think about.)

by CapTim March 28, 2008

speedophile

A: Someone who has an unnatural penchant for wearing Speedo style swimming trunks. Usually resulting in them looking rather dodgy.

B: Someone with a large collection of Speedo style swimming trunks.

A:

Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: The one with the handlebar mustache and the supertight Speedo?
Guy1: Ya! Creeepy!
Guy2: Damn, he looks like a Speedophile!

B:

Guy1: Damn! That creep has a different color Speedo for each day of the week!
Guy2: Damn speedophile!

by CapTim March 7, 2008

Diebrid

A combination of "diesel" and "hybrid"; referring to an upcoming trend amongst fuel-economy obsessed auto manufacturers of creating hybrid diesel / electric drivetrains.

Both technologies are not known for their exciting driving characteristics, so essentially a diesel / electric hybrid is where traditional (petrol-driven) performance motoring goes to die.

Man, if they continue developing diebrids they'll take all the joy out of motoring... it's enough to make any petrolhead sick to the stomach.

by CapTim January 7, 2010

participaste

To participate in an online discussion by only using copy 'n pasted information from similar discussions found on the internet.

In order to be taken seriously in this debate you'll have to do more than just participaste.

by CapTim February 24, 2009

philostopher

Someone who attempts (often to impress members of the opposite sex/colleagues) to play the role of sophisticated philosopher, but instead ends up becoming lost up his/her own ass, due to being completely out of their depth...

Johnny over there revealed himself to be a true philostopher when he attempted to explain how quantum theory relates to religion. We realized this when he referred to quantum as "something to do with, you know, maths. And stuff".

by CapTim January 4, 2009