Diebrid

A combination of "diesel" and "hybrid"; referring to an upcoming trend amongst fuel-economy obsessed auto manufacturers of creating hybrid diesel / electric drivetrains.

Both technologies are not known for their exciting driving characteristics, so essentially a diesel / electric hybrid is where traditional (petrol-driven) performance motoring goes to die.
Man, if they continue developing diebrids they'll take all the joy out of motoring... it's enough to make any petrolhead sick to the stomach.
by CapTim January 07, 2010
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poop snooker

Hey baby, you down for some poop snooker tonight?
by CapTim November 19, 2008
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textslap

A non-verbal chiding or tirade usually delivered via email or sms, often used to re-invigorate or re-align the recipient.
Bobby has not been pulling his weight recently so as his boss I sent him a textslap via company email.
by CapTim June 29, 2009
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whoredition

An audition for a role in a film/play/band that is not based on the quality of actual performance, but rather on the quality of sexual favors provided to secure said role.
Jamie's such a hottie that we allowed her to whoredition for the band, even though everyone knows she can't sing to save her soul.
by CapTim March 18, 2009
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participaste

To participate in an online discussion by only using copy 'n pasted information from similar discussions found on the internet.
In order to be taken seriously in this debate you'll have to do more than just participaste.
by CapTim October 21, 2008
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philostophy

The bogus theory presented by a philostopher.
Johnny's blatant philostophy revealed he knew absolutely nothing about quantum theory OR religion. In fact it only served to reveal what an abject idiot he was for talking way out of his depth.
by CapTim October 17, 2007
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fwrists

The absence of a defined wrist on a person - whereby the forearm of the arm merges directly into the hand. The forearm appears to replace the wrist - hence the term "fwrists".

Very similar to cankles, except on the arms instead of the legs.
Damn that chick's got some huge forearms - LOOK! She's got fwrists!
by CapTim May 21, 2008
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