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The absence of a defined wrist on a person - whereby the forearm of the arm merges directly into the hand. The forearm appears to replace the wrist - hence the term "fwrists".
Very similar to cankles, except on the arms instead of the legs.
Very similar to cankles, except on the arms instead of the legs.
by CapTim May 21, 2008
Get the fwrists mug.I luddered when Mandy told me that her balls were on fire . (Purely 'cos she is so manly that she might *just* actually have a pair... and that's something I REALLY don't want to think about.)
by CapTim March 28, 2008
Get the ludder mug.An audition for a role in a film/play/band that is not based on the quality of actual performance, but rather on the quality of sexual favors provided to secure said role.
Jamie's such a hottie that we allowed her to whoredition for the band, even though everyone knows she can't sing to save her soul.
by CapTim March 18, 2009
Get the whoredition mug.The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.
by CapTim January 25, 2008
Get the contraceptionist mug.Someone who attempts (often to impress members of the opposite sex/colleagues) to play the role of sophisticated philosopher, but instead ends up becoming lost up his/her own ass, due to being completely out of their depth...
Johnny over there revealed himself to be a true philostopher when he attempted to explain how quantum theory relates to religion. We realized this when he referred to quantum as "something to do with, you know, maths. And stuff".
by CapTim January 4, 2009
Get the philostopher mug.A: Someone who has an unnatural penchant for wearing Speedo style swimming trunks. Usually resulting in them looking rather dodgy.
B: Someone with a large collection of Speedo style swimming trunks.
B: Someone with a large collection of Speedo style swimming trunks.
A:
Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: The one with the handlebar mustache and the supertight Speedo?
Guy1: Ya! Creeepy!
Guy2: Damn, he looks like a Speedophile!
B:
Guy1: Damn! That creep has a different color Speedo for each day of the week!
Guy2: Damn speedophile!
Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: The one with the handlebar mustache and the supertight Speedo?
Guy1: Ya! Creeepy!
Guy2: Damn, he looks like a Speedophile!
B:
Guy1: Damn! That creep has a different color Speedo for each day of the week!
Guy2: Damn speedophile!
by CapTim March 7, 2008
Get the speedophile mug.To participate in an online discussion by only using copy 'n pasted information from similar discussions found on the internet.
by CapTim February 24, 2009
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