CapTim 's definitions

contraceptionist

The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.

A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.

The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.

by CapTim January 25, 2008

choreplay

Foreplay that is not performed out of enjoyment, but rather out of a sense of duty (or entitlement).

I just wanted to get my game on... the last thing I wanted to do was get caught up in choreplay, but damn, she was so demanding.

by CapTim January 29, 2008

philostopher

Someone who attempts (often to impress members of the opposite sex/colleagues) to play the role of sophisticated philosopher, but instead ends up becoming lost up his/her own ass, due to being completely out of their depth...

Johnny over there revealed himself to be a true philostopher when he attempted to explain how quantum theory relates to religion. We realized this when he referred to quantum as "something to do with, you know, maths. And stuff".

by CapTim January 4, 2009

pheNomNomenal

When food is so delicious it surpasses phenomenal status and is termed pheNomNomenal, as a result of the multiple noms it induces.

This cheese burger is phenomenal... no wait! It's pheNomNomenal! Nom! Nom!

by CapTim June 29, 2009

poop snooker

Anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop snookered

Hey baby, you down for some poop snooker tonight?

by CapTim December 9, 2008

participaste

To participate in an online discussion by only using copy 'n pasted information from similar discussions found on the internet.

In order to be taken seriously in this debate you'll have to do more than just participaste.

by CapTim February 24, 2009

speedophile

A: Someone who has an unnatural penchant for wearing Speedo style swimming trunks. Usually resulting in them looking rather dodgy.

B: Someone with a large collection of Speedo style swimming trunks.

A:

Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: The one with the handlebar mustache and the supertight Speedo?
Guy1: Ya! Creeepy!
Guy2: Damn, he looks like a Speedophile!

B:

Guy1: Damn! That creep has a different color Speedo for each day of the week!
Guy2: Damn speedophile!

by CapTim March 7, 2008