4 definitions by Cap'n LeRoy Strongbone
the most severe, crucial and fatal stage of being in a ratchet as da f!#k situation or surroundings..So ratchet and so so whack as all get out that basic human function and reaction time is dwindled down to mere scraps... this level of ratchet is rarely ever recovered from, fatal in most cases....
My mum has been exposed to such an extreme dose of ratchitis that basically she quit wanting to try.. Ratchitis took my friends mum in 1998. Now she just needs to sign the death certificate.
by Cap'n LeRoy Strongbone August 15, 2017
A heightened and more dangerous stage, level or state of Ratchocity. It is Ratchocity with an extreme case of restless leg syndrome followed by the "hmmmmm bra's" .... Often locked in to the ratchetness with no care as to how to escape. Stage 2...
When I went to remove the cumquat that was duct taped to Fletcher's temple. I immediately realized. That he had leap frogged past Ratchocity straight to ratchetossis. Oh sweet prince, you are done for & no one can help you. Ratchetossis will soon exhume your soul.
by Cap'n LeRoy Strongbone March 29, 2017
To be in a state of all things ratchet as Da F**k..... Everything around you is ratchet and its only getting worse with no exit in sight.
Did you see all those whack ass kids at little Billy's BBQ on Saturday??
Oh the Ratchocity was unbearable. ..
Oh the Ratchocity was unbearable. ..
by Cap'n LeRoy Strongbone February 26, 2017
the study and practice of spooning and its mechanical properties as well as its values in the past , present and future..tp be actively spooning and constantly improving spoon tactics, techniques and positions..
When princess Witherspoon and i were spooning in the early morning, she constantly complained and twitched about, too and fro...I told her that she needed some spoonetics 101... She saw no need or room for improvement and thats why im not prince Witherspoon
by Cap'n LeRoy Strongbone August 15, 2017