drizzly shits

A bad dose of loose bowels. The trots.

Solange got a case of the drizzly shits this morning.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

stick shift

The type of automobile transmission driven by all men (and some women) with two legs and two arms.

Automatic transmissions are for old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.

I'm a man, therefore I drive a stick shift.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

fudge packer

A corn holer. A "man" who packs "fudge" up another man's arse.

Bruce is a fudge packer. He enjoys corn holing the dog, as well as Tammany. He just loves to burgle turds, and adores having his arse licked.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 04, 2007

chungus

Cool, boss, zorch.

Common in the very early 1960s.

That was a chungus 45.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

mun

A Pachuco, a worthless member of a street gang.

Raymond is a putrid mun.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

metrosexual

A cotquean.

An unmasculine male human.

A ponce.

Lloyd is a metrosexual. He shaves his arse cheeks.

by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007

PDA

A hand-held electronic device used by yuppie twits to draw attention and admiration to themselves at meetings. Although the device does little more than a notebook and pen, yuppies and soccer moms are very impressed by them.

Scrodney was the center of attention with her new PDA. All the yuppies were very excited about it, and Scrodney scored many points.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005