Sleep

What school prevents you from getting

Teacher-"Hey jimmy no sleeping in my class"

Jimmy-"im sorry that school forces me to get up at 5:30 in the morning. Im sorry that school is the reason im sleep deprived.

Teacher-"Well go to bed early"

Jimmy-"falls asleep again"

Teacher-"jimmy go to the principals office now!"

Jimmy-"dies on the inside"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 14, 2022

Ight imma head out

When something so funny or stupid happens that a guy or you says "ight imma head out"

Guy-"slips on a ice cream cone and falls"

You-"ight imma head out"

You-"starts laughing like hell"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 25, 2022

Go Commit Chores

This is the most deadliest comeback known to man,Mostly used after someone tells them to Go commit oof

Person1-Go commit die

Person2-Go Commit Chores

by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 28, 2022