California Bae Area's definitions

Pinecone

The most aesthetic plant particle known to man. Loved by Tumblr hipsters.

That pinecone is deck.

by California Bae Area January 30, 2017

Moon Child

What every goth/alt girl calls themselves these days.

xXVampireChickXx is a Moon Child.

by California Bae Area January 29, 2017

alternative girl

Girls with colored hair, tattoos and piercings.

They usually started out as a scene, punk or goth chick in High School.

Melanie Martinez is an alternative girl singer.

by California Bae Area January 14, 2017

sleazy

Not quite slutty, but not classy either. Kind of trashy in a good way.

That chick was so sleazy, she walked around company in just her underwear, with a cigarette and a bottle of Hennessy.

by California Bae Area January 8, 2017

Hipster Jizz

Sriracha sauce.

I put hipster jizz on my food.

by California Bae Area January 5, 2017

Fuckboy

A male slut/manwhore who makes you feel bad, inferior or disrespected, doesn't want to admit he does any wrong but acts like a male feminist and/or God's gift to women. The feminist face is just to make you drop your guard ladies. Watch the fuck out.

°Narcissistic.
°Has a lot of female "friends" he has fucked at least once lol
°Brags he's bomb in bed but actually sucks.
°Lives with mom past age of 21.
°Drinking, smoking or substance abuse problems.
°Self-degrating. Things like "I'm ugly" (female behavior like this is an almost sure-sign of fuckboydom. Normal men don't openly say "I'm ugly". It's fishing for conpliments.)

°No car or license.
°Failed college.
°Mooch.

Also see: loser.

Thought he was a prince but was just a dirty fuckboy.

by California Bae Area January 4, 2017

Sexy

A large slutty body water.

Also spelled as the "Sex Sea".

I swam in the sexy.

by California Bae Area January 4, 2017