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Weedaboo

Someone who defends cannabis and legalization with information found solely on the internet, with no reliable sources to back it up. They are the kind of people who say things like "I use weed for my ADHD medication because ADHD pills are bad for you lol."

Also generally retarded people overally.

How to Spot a Weedaboo:

•The kind of stoners that nobody fucking likes.
•Even other stoners fucking hate him.
• The kind of stoner who appropriates Jamaican culture and wishes he was black.
•The kind of stoner that has a weed blog on Twitter.
•The kind of stoner that wears a drug rug Every. Fucking. Day.
•The kind of stoner that would move to Colorado, Washington or California just to smoke.

•The kind of stoner that has no future, has his priorities mixed up, and will probably die alone.
•Listens to Nichismoke and other Snoop Dogg parodies and takes them seriously.
•Generic sense of humor, mostly weed jokes.

Not even a stoner anymore, just a blatant pothead.
This guy is a weedaboo, he barely passed High School and just talks about weed/drugs all the time and nothing else.
by California Bae Area September 20, 2016
mugGet the Weedaboomug.

Nihilistic

People need to stop confusing nihilism with being pessimistic. They are different. You can't be "unhealthily nihilsitic". Expecting the fall of humanity and our lifetime being pointless can be a positive way of life.

If you are just depressed and think life is not worth living, you are not a nihilist. Stop abusing the word.
Trevor said he was unhealthily nihilistic, but he is actually pessimistic, and not a nihilist.
by California Bae Area September 19, 2016
mugGet the Nihilisticmug.

Pandora's Whore

A "fragile" virgin that holds out while every other girl is putting out.
Little does anyone else anyone else know she is the kinkiest, filthiest, most loyal, unleashed cumslut to ever walk into your life ever who will probably, most likely, make you and your dick cry. Probably masturbates as much as a guy because she isn't fucking anyone and her sex drive is massive. When her first time is taken, it is like unleashing a beast.

NOTE: The weird shy girls are usually Pandora's Whores!!!
Jenny is a Pandora's Whore because she is a virgin who chooses to hold onto it but talks about sex 24/7 and probably has the potential to be explosively amazing in bed and nobody knows it yet.
by California Bae Area December 29, 2016
mugGet the Pandora's Whoremug.

Bitch

The big word shitty guys use to describe a respectable woman with standards who calls them out on their shit. Also known as a "slut" (regardless if the woman is sexually active or not.)

Every time a bad guy refers to a woman as a "bitch", that girl probably has 9000 things to say about him or his behavior back at him while he has nothing to back it up. A bitch is usually a girl who demands respect or doesn't put out, or has things going for her. A bitch is someone who doesn't let men walk all over her. A bitch is every girl besides a guy's mom, and usually men who call women bitches live with their mom and probably will never move out. LOL
Alana caught me cheating and called me out on being a loser in fine detail, what a bitch.
by California Bae Area January 2, 2017
mugGet the Bitchmug.

Hippie Date

When you and yo bitch take LSD and go tripping balls around in the woods, rolling in mud, staring at the stars, and fucking like rabbits and shit.
Nikki and Nate went on a hippie date because they are fucking druggies and claim to be woke or whatever.
by California Bae Area September 17, 2016
mugGet the Hippie Datemug.

Music Festival

A modern day version of events like "Woodstock".

EDM music, artwork, and other crafts are created by local artists and shared with the community while they camp out.

Infamous for their high amount of substance abuse, not everyone does drugs that go. That is a stereotype.
That girl goes to the music festival every year to see Bass Nectar and take psychedelic drugs because she wishes she was born in the 60's.
by California Bae Area September 19, 2016
mugGet the Music Festivalmug.

sleazy

Not quite slutty, but not classy either. Kind of trashy in a good way.
That chick was so sleazy, she walked around company in just her underwear, with a cigarette and a bottle of Hennessy.
by California Bae Area January 8, 2017
mugGet the sleazymug.

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