Las Vegas

The place Gus Sorola really doesn't wanna go to

Burnie: "We're only 5 hours away from Las Vegas"
Gus: "I'm not going to Vegas, don't talk about Vegas!"

by CURNICNLGEE January 26, 2022

DODODODODO

the opening lyrics to darude sandstorm

DODODODODO
dodododododo
DODODODODO
dodododododo
DODODODODO, DODODODODO
DODODODODO, DODODODODO
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

by CURNICNLGEE February 15, 2021

fokgdgkhjoighd

sorry had a stroke

guy a: fokgdgkhjoighd

guy b: what

guy a: nah i just had a stroke

guy b: oh ok

by CURNICNLGEE February 15, 2021

Mooooom

No argument between siblings can end without this dreaded word being uttered

Alex: MOOOOOM! Alice hit me
Alice: No I didn’t it was Alex

by CURNICNLGEE January 29, 2021

Civil Rights Beam

How Martin Luther King Jr. tried to end racism once and for all by killing Donald Trump

Martin Luther: Prepare for my civil rights beam!
Trump: *fucking dies*

by CURNICNLGEE February 15, 2021

what in the fuck

a more powerful version of "what the fuck" whene you are UTTERLY confused

WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE

by CURNICNLGEE December 16, 2022

a thousand

How many things you forget in a day.

You forget a thousand things every day, how about you make sure this is one of them

by CURNICNLGEE February 25, 2021