get it up

Achieve an erection; get a hard-on; by extension, perform any difficult task.

He's so asexual, he couldn't get it up at an Annie Sprinkle marathon.

by Cornholio November 04, 2003

Cookie-pusher

Effete, unmasculine person with pretensions to social status; pejorative for a diplomat.

I went to a party in Georgetown with a bunch of cookie-pushers; some of them even were speaking in French. Time to leave town!

by Cornholio October 29, 2003

cookie pusher

An effete type, given to dainty entertainments; a diplomat, pejoratively.

I went to the cocktail party; nothing but cookie-pushers talking about the Norman Mailer

by cornholio October 15, 2003

whore's bath

A bit of talcum powder in the armpits; fingers run through the hair.

She shook her ass three times, took a whore's bath, and walked on out the door.

by cornholio October 15, 2003

Montezuma's revenge

The runs, diarrhea, Aztec two-step

I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge

by Cornholio September 30, 2003

Asshole

The name of an organ, a source of pleasure to many, nevertheless employed as a term of oppobrium; see British arsehole

Fall River is the asshole of the world

by cornholio October 05, 2003

the fuggerung

A mythical creature that is rumored to roam the wilds of the South East of England. The fuggerung's visage is reportedly so hideous that any would-be traveller/challenger who has encountered the beast has rarely returned to tell his tale.

Those that do return are driven mad by the horrors of the fuggerung, and when asked as to what they saw can only twist their face into a cruel distortion of their normal figures. This condition is often referred to as Man-this-soup-is-hot syndrome.

"Oh, I am now a weary traveller, but I have ye one more question. What has become of Sir Thomas of Cheriton?"
"Why good sir, he is never seen again. For he has seen the fuggerung, and is mad with terror!"

by cornholio November 09, 2004