CORNHOLIO's definitions

Alcoholics Anonymous

A self-help program for alcoholics involving group confession; substitutes an addiction to the organization and its rituals for an addiction to alcohol. Also AA.

Ever since he got convicted of drunk driving he's beein going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings twice a day, and become insufferable.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

red state

A state that has recently gone Republican and is shown on the political maps as red; oppisite of bicoastal and blue state.

You'll never carry a red state with a pro-gun-control candidate.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

phooey

"Yuck!"

I tried the pop-tarts. Phooey! They were disgusting, so I spit them out.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

faygele

Yiddish for a homosexual queerio; not politically correct.

The little decorator seemed like such a faygele as he flitted around the fabric store.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

twelve step program

Self-help group using methods and philosophy that originated with Alcoholics Anonymous involving 12 steps to sobriety or whatever

Too bad there's no twelve step program for assholes

by cornholio October 11, 2003

zhlub

A stupid fat slob. Yiddish?

That guy eating two pizzas at once is such a zhlub.

by Cornholio October 31, 2003

kvetch

Piss and moan; whine; from the Yiddish; a person who habitually kvetches (usually used for females)

I got tired of her kvetching about my driving, so I opened the car door and pushed her out.

by cornholio October 14, 2003