CORNHOLIO's definitions

Montezuma's revenge

The runs, diarrhea, Aztec two-step

I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

whore's bath

A bit of talcum powder in the armpits; fingers run through the hair.

She shook her ass three times, took a whore's bath, and walked on out the door.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

spongeworthy

Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.

In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy

by cornholio October 16, 2003

piercing

Surgical decoration of the body, esp. the ears, nostrils, eyebrows and navel; sometimes the tongue, nipples, or genitalia. Considered attractive by some, disgusting by others

At my elementary school, they frowned on navel-piercing until the principal had it done.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

winker

Baby word for a pecker or Johnson.

He has such a cute little winker, but he should keep his fly zipped. He'll learn when he's five.

by cornholio October 18, 2003

gambler's fallacy

The belief that the odds of an event occurring increase after it has failed to occur a certain number of times.

This nickel has come up "heads" 5 times in a row; the next time it has to be a "tail."

by cornholio October 9, 2003