Definitions by CORNHOLIO

horse's ass

The east end of a horse headed west. A stupid son-of-a-bitch.

Some people like Ed Asner's politics; I think he's a horse's ass.

horse's ass by cornholio October 9, 2003

gurnisht 

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.

I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.

gurnisht by cornholio October 9, 2003

mouthpiece 

Dated criminal slang for a lawyer, especially a criminal defense lawyer

My mouthpiece is trying to get me to plea bargain my deuce down to a reckless.

mouthpiece by cornholio October 9, 2003

gambler's fallacy 

The belief that the odds of an event occurring increase after it has failed to occur a certain number of times.

This nickel has come up "heads" 5 times in a row; the next time it has to be a "tail."

gambler's fallacy by cornholio October 9, 2003

meshuggah

Crazy; nuts; psycho; a few sandwiches short of a picnic. From the Yiddish.

Sky-diving? You'd have to be meshuggah.

meshuggah by cornholio October 9, 2003

Tio Taco 

Mexican-American equivalent of an Uncle Tom; a sellout to the Gabachos.

He's such a Tio Taco he puts ketchup on enchiladas.

Tio Taco by cornholio October 9, 2003

tuna fish 

The Scent of a Woman, so some say.

"That ain't puddin' honey,
That ain't pie,
That's the stuff that you got me by . . . "

tuna fish by cornholio October 9, 2003