COCK's definitions

penis

A male organ that dangles between the legs, just above ones hairy nut sack.

Most commonly, it is used as a pipe through which urine can pass from the bladder to the outside world.

Its secondary use, for which it is used less frequently but yet for which it is most famous, is as a pipe for transporting semen from the testicles to the outside world.

Through vigorous stimulation, my erect penis regularly ejaculates into my wifes wonderfully tasty pussy, into her delightfully moist and warm mouth, onto her beautiful face and over her wonderful tits.

My wife stroked my penis very effectively with her well trained hand whilst licking the base of the shaft and sucking my balls which resulted in my penis shooting my warm sticky cum onto her face and in her hair.

by Cock August 29, 2003

bloodhound gang

A good band, who have tons of great songs besides the one everyone heard on the radio. Some are just too stupid to look into more than the radio though.

the bloodhound gang are a hell of a lot funnier than that stupid ass homestar runner strong bad shit will ever be

by cock June 28, 2003

cock

A males dick that gets sucked all the time.

Damn! My girl sucked my cock all fucking night. My cock is still throbing, I need to go jack offmy cock so all my cum can get on my fucking britney spears poster.

by cock May 11, 2004

3DW

a band that tries to be good but really isnt good no matter how hard they try and they play some wierd shit and the trumpet player is always spanish

"That band 3DW really sucks wang."

by cock January 13, 2003

pernis

a nerds penis

im a nerd, so im cool cuz i spell things wrong, did i mention im a homo?

by COCk June 10, 2003

Download PackRat

What to do in public school when you're bored.

Download lots of useless stuff.

by cock June 4, 2003

stubble

Tiny hairs that grow back in the genital region after shaving.

Yo woman look at that stubble

by Cock April 9, 2005