by Cock April 10, 2005
A good band, who have tons of great songs besides the one everyone heard on the radio. Some are just too stupid to look into more than the radio though.
the bloodhound gang are a hell of a lot funnier than that stupid ass homestar runner strong bad shit will ever be
by cock June 28, 2003
A male organ that dangles between the legs, just above ones hairy nut sack.
Most commonly, it is used as a pipe through which urine can pass from the bladder to the outside world.
Its secondary use, for which it is used less frequently but yet for which it is most famous, is as a pipe for transporting semen from the testicles to the outside world.
Most commonly, it is used as a pipe through which urine can pass from the bladder to the outside world.
Its secondary use, for which it is used less frequently but yet for which it is most famous, is as a pipe for transporting semen from the testicles to the outside world.
Through vigorous stimulation, my erect penis regularly ejaculates into my wifes wonderfully tasty pussy, into her delightfully moist and warm mouth, onto her beautiful face and over her wonderful tits.
My wife stroked my penis very effectively with her well trained hand whilst licking the base of the shaft and sucking my balls which resulted in my penis shooting my warm sticky cum onto her face and in her hair.
My wife stroked my penis very effectively with her well trained hand whilst licking the base of the shaft and sucking my balls which resulted in my penis shooting my warm sticky cum onto her face and in her hair.
by Cock August 29, 2003
by Cock June 04, 2003
by Cock March 18, 2004
A female in active use of 8 penii, all of which must be manipulated by her simultaneously. A minimum of 2 must be in arse, 2 in vag. Other orifii may be employed at the owner's discretion.
Fuckin 'ell, john lent me a stick flick last night that had an octocock. A fucking OCTOCOCK! Jesus, she must have been sore afterwards.
by cock November 29, 2003
by COCk June 11, 2003