swamp donkey

noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.

Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey

by CJ February 06, 2005

alterego

internet losers who must mask the fact that they don't have their own personality or social life. Most likely of canadian origin.

grimlock, RUSTEDSTUFF, america junior, bhat mann, winnie the trent reznor, space ghost, THE wade carlson

by cj June 10, 2004

MFY

Mother Fucking Yankees

BOS defeats MFY!

MFY TO LOSE 15 GAMES IN A ROW!

by CJ May 16, 2004

nigga's gone

when a nigga isn't there or no one can catch him

he caught the ball, nigga's gone

by cj September 04, 2004

B M

Also an acronym for bowel movement. Used in in assisted living or healthcare environments typically.

Did you record the time of his last BM?

by CJ August 12, 2003

jet

Leaving a place quickly.

Let's jet, before we miss the train.

by CJ January 09, 2004

Captain Magenta

Hysterical laughter when high.

Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.

The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.

(After 5-20 minutes of solid laughter)

Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.

by CJ September 05, 2004