Spooge

Semen or Cum

Ah man, Ben Afleck spooge.

Dude, dont spooge in my room.

by Chris August 22, 2003

Yagz

A fat man horribly obessed with himself and his car, who sucks at everything but thinks that he is the greatest.

yo man, that guy last night was such a Yagz

by Chris March 20, 2005

whoop it up

1 - The initial masculine emotion that procedes after planning a big event.

Dumb guy: What are we going to do in Vegas?

Smart guy: Whoop it up! ...you dumb bitch.

by Chris August 22, 2004

Reverse Blumpkin

1) Like a normal blumpkin, but the girl is taking a shit and giving you a blow-job.

"Man that crazy girl from class wanted me to come in the bathroom while she was shiting so she could give a reverse blumpkin. But I said "no thats nasty!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

kape

Slang term for okay.

Originally developed by me, because I'm leet.

Hey you want to go to the mall?

Kape.

by Chris October 16, 2004

Toucher De Weiner

A person who touches male genitals

I hear that you are a Toucher De Weiner

by Chris February 20, 2005

chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)

1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"

by chris February 21, 2005