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religion

1. An explanation of the things we don't understand.
2. A reason to exist. There is no reason for us being here, so we have created our own. God.
3. A controlling agent. Kids be good, or santa won't give you presents. Its the same thing. People behave, or you'll go to hell!
4. Fear of death. Everything suggests that death is the end. Its ludicrous to suppose there is some sort of spiritual afterlife. We all know we will die eventually; and we don't like it. So we deny it..fabricating a fantastic fairytale to convince ourselves that there is no such thing as death. Well its a load of bollocks - remember the Romans worshipped every new planet they saw...the Egyptians worshipped the sun..for as long as man has been around, so has his need to worship something. Its an expression of our insecurity and it will last as long as fear itself
You can't insure your life on a figament of man's collective imagination. Remember once, we all believe the earth was flat, and mental problems were the work of demons
by Chris December 13, 2003
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chickenhead

Coined by rappers as a person who ain't shit and talks crap to look cool. Also can be a "wankster"
Look at that dag foo chickenhead! He gonna get stomped!"
by chris December 14, 2003
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bootyfag

Man, you a bootyfag!
by chris December 14, 2003
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party smartie [disco biscuit]

an ectasy tablet, from english sweet 'smartie' (registered trademark)
by chris December 14, 2003
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R. Crumb

highly respected comic (comix!) book artist - did the cover for janis jopln's album
by chris December 14, 2003
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wigger

a white person who thinks they are black.
by Chris February 23, 2007
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filipino spaghetti

Flip'ed out version of spaghetti, with flip ingredients, such as: jufran sauce (pronounced as joop-ran), hot dog slices (hot dogs made with mechanically separated beef, pork, and chicken heheh),oh and the secret ingredient,Catsup- not ketchup. Has to be generic.
example already stated in definition....what more do you want. there's no particular name either, call it what you want it's still gonna be flip spaghetti.
by chris December 16, 2003
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