CHRIS's definitions
Carlita: Yes I scored a touchdown
Chris: Time to use the Kablamo Method and beat you.
Suddenly Chris beats Carlita 23 to 12
Chris: Time to use the Kablamo Method and beat you.
Suddenly Chris beats Carlita 23 to 12
by Chris November 7, 2003

by chris May 13, 2005

The act of inserting 3 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index, middle, and ring fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). The thumb is then bent and dog barks and ruffs are expected. This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described as the next level up from the Shocker. This method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Pharrell have been able to pull it off.
I gave her the Shocker, but she was used to it, so i gave her the Spock-er, but she wasn't into Star Trek so I gave her the SCOOB
by Chris April 1, 2005

a subspecies of the infamous juggalo. they are, as our generation likes to call them, "wannabe" juggalos. there is some confusion to the laymen about what this is sometimes. the fact is that anyone who wants to be "down wid da clown" is neither reputable nor intelegent. thus they are intrinsicly the same.
by chris January 23, 2005

To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing technique. The word "SALMON!" is usually shouted to pre-emt a "salmon".
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.
by Chris June 17, 2006

by Chris January 22, 2005
