CHRIS's definitions

Stuchy

A cool guy.

Wearer of shirts.

Has a girth.

Wow, look at Stuchy today! Nice shirt, but no jesus tie.

by Chris March 15, 2005

mouth rape

When someone talks bad about you behind your back

Kat: "I'm so about to get mouth raped by Danielle.."
Chris: "How do you know?"
Kat: "Shes pissed at me and just ran off with Emily to the bathroom.."

by Chris September 6, 2005

fisheye

When you cum in a girl's eye, she winks because it stings. If you look at a live fish, it winks in the same manner.

I gave her the old fisheye and she bit my dick.

by Chris March 20, 2005

marmalise

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.

1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*

by Chris February 27, 2005

ashey

when your legs get all chalky white fromlack of moisture

use lotion to take care of this problem.

by chris January 17, 2005

Crotch Fiddler

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.

Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.

by Chris March 13, 2005

LD

Light Defense. Position played in tribes which can only be played by those with far superior skills than any other player.

"i will LD the flag"

by chris July 12, 2003